Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)
catvincent.bsky.social
Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)
@catvincent.bsky.social
Word spiv, cunning-man, queer cyborg crip. REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran.
Pinned
Since I have no intention of giving an American Red State my ID data to use fucking DM's here because of a puritanical and short-sighted British law change, if any of you want to keep in touch, I am on Signal as Cat Vincent (catvincent444.23).

NB I have a higher standard of conduct there.
Can't wait for him to be found in a cupboard with an orange stuffed in his mouth, self-strangled by a lanyard.
there's a lot to unpack here Lord Glasman
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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❤️❤️❤️❤️
*laughs and laughs*

Years ago I saw a really fabulous, expensive, 1940s style women's bomber jacket that I LOVED. I posted about it, & @leahmoore.bsky.social also loved it, & the following very silly conversation ensued:

Leah: That is just gorgeous. I would marry that jacket. (1/?)
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Urgent Recall Notice on Libra 3 diabetic sensors from FreeStyle. www.freestylecheck.com/uk-en/home.h...
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
www.freestylecheck.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is the way.
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, but how about … ?
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The purpose of a system of is what it does.
OpenAI's Sora Is Letting Teens Generate Videos of School Shootings
OpenAI's Sora 2 easily allows teenagers to generate videos of school shootings and other harmful content, despite repeated claims of safety.
futurism.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
At what point will people finally just go "nah, fuck this"?
This is madness.

All books by Normal People and Conversations with Friends author Sally Rooney set to be withdrawn from sale.

The 34-year-old Irish author says: “The disappearance of my work from bookshops would mark a truly extreme incursion by the state into the realm of artistic expression.”
Sally Rooney books may be withdrawn from UK sale over Palestine Action ban, court told
Rooney has said she intended to use royalties from her work "to go on supporting Palestine Action."
www.bbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Morning Bluesky.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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There's absolutely a gap in the market for an angry Irish horror comedy in which a Dyson analogue and his circle are picked off one by one by a latter day Dr Phibes type.
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Wonder if Uber could sue the government for brand damage…
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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This started pretty much immediately, I have already heard several examples, as well as people looking to withdraw change of conditions applications and decideling not to apply. Families will be left destitute
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Dismal framing. Every aspect of most asylum seekers’ lives is controlled & paid for by the Home Office. They can’t work, are told where to live & have no autonomy or dignity. So they aren’t *choosing* to use taxis & don’t need to be “banned” from doing so. The HO just needs to get its act in order.
Government to ban asylum seekers from using taxis
The ban is set to come in February and any exemptions will have to be signed off by the Home Office.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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It "seems" that way because it *is* that way.
“.. It just seems petty and hostile, frankly,” said Peter Staley, a longtime activist ..”

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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lol, more articles like this please, keep going until the conversation is "I don't understand why Microsoft's head of AI has any sort of job at Microsoft, he's a fucking idiot"
Here it is with the byline and alt text
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Daddylonglegs
Slug
Ants
Seagull
A different slug
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Fairy penguins
Koalas
Moose
Pine marten
Alligators
Bears. Sort of.
Seals
Otters
Sea Lions
Deer
November 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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'INNOVATION: Always dangerous.'

- Gustave Flaubert, Dictionary of Received Ideas, 1870s
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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m/a request. This has been a very bad year for me and it ends with me needing to find new employment and trying to extricate myself from a relationship that has become unhealthy. If you you can p/p is janinthepan at gmail, and k/f is jmritchey. Thank you so much, every little bit helps.
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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As predicted they seem to have carried out their vast cover-up.

Countless FBI agents and others, along with a great many computers, were engaged in this cover-up. Surely the most extensive cover-up in US History. Elizabeth Warren just referred to it on Stephen Colbert, mentioning pages missing etc.
Trump’s FBI Spent Nearly $1 Million on Redacting Epstein Files
A new report reveals the FBI’s frantic “special redaction project” when they thought the Epstein files would be released.
newrepublic.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all the meals at a typical white family's Thanksgiving feast. We live on a placid island of soul food mac and cheese and char siu, in the midst of black seas of avocado made of peas, and it was not meant f
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The same Palantir that won a contract to create an NHS data platform in the UK.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I hope they fry Hegseth on live TV.
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A fun sitcom but with significantly more John Cleese in blackface than the film version.
A new episode of World of Telly is out now. This week we take a look at the political sitcom Whoops Apocalypse, which aired on ITV in 1982. Available now wherever you get your podcasts. A video version of this episode will be out next week.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
150 years of Britain's only true monarchs, the Pearly Kings and Queens of London. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Pearly kings and queens of London in their 150th year – photo essay
Photographer Owen Harvey explores belonging and identity in his work, and as the pearlies reach a major milestone, he decided to capture their traditions and discuss their future
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan
Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man
Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM