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It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
It’s this. It’s always this. My energy going into 2025 will be this.
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Never thought I’d use the words ‘genital numbness’ in a Vinted listing but here we are.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Never thought I’d use the words ‘genital numbness’ in a Vinted listing but here we are.
Can we just call her Marjoreene?
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can we just call her Marjoreene?
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November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Absolutely over the moon with my new slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk. You should go check her stuff out, it’s aces.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Absolutely over the moon with my new slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk. You should go check her stuff out, it’s aces.
Here in London we’re celebrating Scotland’s fitba win with some traditional Scottish weather.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Here in London we’re celebrating Scotland’s fitba win with some traditional Scottish weather.
Might watch a film on the computer tablet.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Might watch a film on the computer tablet.
This doesn’t sound very good at all.
James Frey’s New Cancelled-Guy Sex Novel Is as Bad as It Sounds
With a status-obsessed comeback book, the author of the fabricated memoir “A Million Little Pieces” attempts to rebrand.
www.newyorker.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This doesn’t sound very good at all.
Quite pleasing that the website the NHS uses to handle appointments is called DrDoctor
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Quite pleasing that the website the NHS uses to handle appointments is called DrDoctor
Telling my partner about this, I said “It’s like a scene from Bosch!”
“Ooh!” she replied, enthusiastically, thinking I meant the TV series with Titus Welliver.
Disclaimer: although this looks like a crap joke, it’s actually a crap thing that really happened.
“Ooh!” she replied, enthusiastically, thinking I meant the TV series with Titus Welliver.
Disclaimer: although this looks like a crap joke, it’s actually a crap thing that really happened.
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Telling my partner about this, I said “It’s like a scene from Bosch!”
“Ooh!” she replied, enthusiastically, thinking I meant the TV series with Titus Welliver.
Disclaimer: although this looks like a crap joke, it’s actually a crap thing that really happened.
“Ooh!” she replied, enthusiastically, thinking I meant the TV series with Titus Welliver.
Disclaimer: although this looks like a crap joke, it’s actually a crap thing that really happened.
Seven series into Letterkenny and someone’s mentioned “loonies and toonies*”. But still, nobody’s said “giv’er”. Is that a regional thing? They certainly said it in BC when I was there, and they say it in FUBAR, although I don’t remember where that’s set.
*might be twonies. Coins.
*might be twonies. Coins.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Seven series into Letterkenny and someone’s mentioned “loonies and toonies*”. But still, nobody’s said “giv’er”. Is that a regional thing? They certainly said it in BC when I was there, and they say it in FUBAR, although I don’t remember where that’s set.
*might be twonies. Coins.
*might be twonies. Coins.
There’s a new wave of these coming, called Black/Dark/Cold Deep Water/Lake/Harbour/Tide. That’s sixteen different programmes right there.
Why are there so many dramas set on the coast where there are several different families or other social groups and a young woman or girl disappears or dies under suspicious circumstances and it’s called The Coast or The Pier or The Jetty or The Cliff or The Lighthouse or The Harbour or The Tide or
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There’s a new wave of these coming, called Black/Dark/Cold Deep Water/Lake/Harbour/Tide. That’s sixteen different programmes right there.
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We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We lived in a pub when I was growing up and when I was 3 (50 years ago!) we had someone in to draw the pub for a business card. I sat next to him and watched him draw every line. I was transfixed and it was a huge inspiration for me. I’ve dreamt about owning that drawing for years…
Jewel In The Crown Court #TwoShowsInOne
Batman Around The House #TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Burnt offering. Quite satisfying to remove a bulb that’s only just died, and find that it’s been in the lamp so long, it’s of a type you can no longer buy. Nor the spiral ones neither.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Burnt offering. Quite satisfying to remove a bulb that’s only just died, and find that it’s been in the lamp so long, it’s of a type you can no longer buy. Nor the spiral ones neither.
Blimey, James watched a decent film for once! (Only joking – I just wanted to post something other than “OMG I love this film!” for a change. I do though.)
First watch: Wendy and Lucy, directed and (co)written by Kelly Reichardt. Sad, lyrical film about living on the margins during the financial crisis of 2008. Despite the context, it is not an "issue" film, with less in common with Ken Loach than De Sica (Bicycle Thieves and Umberto D.*). 1/2
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Blimey, James watched a decent film for once! (Only joking – I just wanted to post something other than “OMG I love this film!” for a change. I do though.)
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My 1980 WHS lapel badge, to be worn on the staff issue brown jacket. I’ll wear the badge the next time I do a uni guest lecture on brands. WHS would be a great case study.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My 1980 WHS lapel badge, to be worn on the staff issue brown jacket. I’ll wear the badge the next time I do a uni guest lecture on brands. WHS would be a great case study.
A moorhen legs it across the lawn.
Brain: Haha, moorhens run funny, like chickens!
Brain: Yeah, moorHENS? HENS? Daft lad.
Brain: Oh yeah.
Brain: Haha, moorhens run funny, like chickens!
Brain: Yeah, moorHENS? HENS? Daft lad.
Brain: Oh yeah.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
A moorhen legs it across the lawn.
Brain: Haha, moorhens run funny, like chickens!
Brain: Yeah, moorHENS? HENS? Daft lad.
Brain: Oh yeah.
Brain: Haha, moorhens run funny, like chickens!
Brain: Yeah, moorHENS? HENS? Daft lad.
Brain: Oh yeah.
Funny old week.
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Funny old week.
I thought I was well ill yesterday, but today has just given yesterday its beer to hold.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I thought I was well ill yesterday, but today has just given yesterday its beer to hold.
Most pleasing email notification
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Most pleasing email notification
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s the year 2525 and I’m really looking forward to getting a lightbulb this afternoon.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
It’s the year 2525 and I’m really looking forward to getting a lightbulb this afternoon.
WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
Not you. These other people. Fuck me.
Not you. These other people. Fuck me.
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
Not you. These other people. Fuck me.
Not you. These other people. Fuck me.
There are a number of discourses today that I want absolutely nothing to do with, but I’m confident they will last, at most, two days, so I’m not even going to select words to mute.
Oh go on then. Isn’t it likely that he was coked off his tits at the time?
Oh go on then. Isn’t it likely that he was coked off his tits at the time?
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There are a number of discourses today that I want absolutely nothing to do with, but I’m confident they will last, at most, two days, so I’m not even going to select words to mute.
Oh go on then. Isn’t it likely that he was coked off his tits at the time?
Oh go on then. Isn’t it likely that he was coked off his tits at the time?
Millions of people have left New York and gone back to X (formerly Twitter)
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Millions of people have left New York and gone back to X (formerly Twitter)