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Most Midwestern person in the United States as declared by Midwestern Monthly Magazine, 12 years running. Chicago via WI & MN.
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luv u college football bluesky
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
luv u college football bluesky
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“duke has five losses” well they were actually brave enough to schedule teams like illinois, tulane, and uconn, while miami was playing cupcakes like florida and florida state
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“duke has five losses” well they were actually brave enough to schedule teams like illinois, tulane, and uconn, while miami was playing cupcakes like florida and florida state
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2:03am in Elsinore
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
2:03am in Elsinore
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
HAMLET: and how now, Horatio?
HORATIO: Thou art good to drive, m’Lord
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Just gonna put this out here. I’m not responsible for the deaths of any young people. I have never tried to gaslight a sexual assault survivor.
I don’t have a lot of coaching experience, but I’m willing to learn on the job. Just let me teach one Lit class in the spring. I will do it for $1 mil.
I don’t have a lot of coaching experience, but I’m willing to learn on the job. Just let me teach one Lit class in the spring. I will do it for $1 mil.
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just gonna put this out here. I’m not responsible for the deaths of any young people. I have never tried to gaslight a sexual assault survivor.
I don’t have a lot of coaching experience, but I’m willing to learn on the job. Just let me teach one Lit class in the spring. I will do it for $1 mil.
I don’t have a lot of coaching experience, but I’m willing to learn on the job. Just let me teach one Lit class in the spring. I will do it for $1 mil.
And with that, let us never speak of the 2025 Wisconsin Badgers football season ever again
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
And with that, let us never speak of the 2025 Wisconsin Badgers football season ever again
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“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“There are Minnesota people who don’t eat at Culver’s because it’s a Wisconsin brand,” according to the announcer of this Gopher-Badger game. These people do not exist, you are making up a guy to tell us about.
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SOUTH DAKOTA STATE TD AND JUMP INTO THE SNOW BANK CELEBRATION!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
SOUTH DAKOTA STATE TD AND JUMP INTO THE SNOW BANK CELEBRATION!!
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lol shoutout to the person with the sign that definitely says MIAMI SMELLS LIKE BITCH
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
lol shoutout to the person with the sign that definitely says MIAMI SMELLS LIKE BITCH
Ordered a black & white cookie at a bakery today and the worker behind the counter asked me “chocolate or vanilla?” and folks I have never been more befuddled by a follow-up question in my life
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ordered a black & white cookie at a bakery today and the worker behind the counter asked me “chocolate or vanilla?” and folks I have never been more befuddled by a follow-up question in my life
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as long as he said “boop!” it’s okay
Michigan LB Jaishawn Barham appears to have made contact with a referee 😳
He received an unsportsmanlike penalty but is still in the game.
He received an unsportsmanlike penalty but is still in the game.
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
as long as he said “boop!” it’s okay
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This MACtion club has Everything.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This MACtion club has Everything.
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There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
Happy post-Thanksgiving #LetterboxdFriday
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Happy post-Thanksgiving #LetterboxdFriday
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chicago’s sec team is just notre dame in a salt life t-shirt
Vanderbilt has an ad running in LaGuardia calling themselves “New York’s SEC team”
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
chicago’s sec team is just notre dame in a salt life t-shirt
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Happy national leftovers day
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy national leftovers day
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it is a shame that the timing did not align to allow Lane Kiffin to date one of the Spice Girls at the peak of their fame
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
it is a shame that the timing did not align to allow Lane Kiffin to date one of the Spice Girls at the peak of their fame
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
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My niece made these cute chocolate covered strawberries that looked like turkeys.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My niece made these cute chocolate covered strawberries that looked like turkeys.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all
My wife just off-handedly created a character called “the Christmas Kraken” and I need somebody to green light this holiday special immediately
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My wife just off-handedly created a character called “the Christmas Kraken” and I need somebody to green light this holiday special immediately
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Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird
November 2, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird
Everybody knows that Campbell’s Soup is actually for third-grade boys trying to feed their comatose classmates who have been bewitched by their mysterious aunt
“The comments were vulgar, offensive and false, and we apologize for the hurt they have caused,” the company said in a statement.
Campbell’s fires executive who was recorded saying company’s products are for ‘poor people’
The Campbell’s Co. said Wednesday it has fired an executive who was recorded making racist comments and mocking the company’s products and customers.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Everybody knows that Campbell’s Soup is actually for third-grade boys trying to feed their comatose classmates who have been bewitched by their mysterious aunt