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ItsKellOnEarth
@spocksbongwater.bsky.social
Irish artist and writer living in England, I write about wizards and draw creatures; I bike a lot and my other bike is legs 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 Vehemently anti-AI, AI slop bots get outta here

www.patreon.com/itskellonearth for the silly things I make
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Casual reminder that if I see ya posting AI slop you're getting binned without hesitation

Go pick up a pencil, allow yourself to suck at something and cultivate some patience, like goddamn

I'd rather see people drawing stick figures on post it notes than the piss-glossed garbage that AI generates
So what's everyone's creative goals for 2026? 👀

Whatever they are, I hope you achieve them - or, at the very least, shoot at the moon and land amongst the stars! ✨

Here's some of mine:

1) Get into the habit of NAMING MY GODDAMN LAYERS, oh godddd, it makes art so much easier (🧵)
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Funni answer is it all started with Sonic and FF7 fanart/fanfic 😎😎😎

Serious answer is that I had a hard time relating to most of my peers as a kid and had a huge sense of adventure with very little power to fulfil that sense outside of drawing and writing. (Thread)
With all this awful news going on i wanna ask this question once again to fellow artists and general creatives. What got YOU into art? what sparked that motivation to start writing? what made you wanna pick up a camera and start taking pics? Like share with us your reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Fervently dreaming of days like this on these long December nights. Days of sunshine and adventure and never knowing exactly what the miles have in store; of carrying your entire home on a bicycle to set it all up in the sunset, and bask in the glow of a day well travelled.
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
LOOK AT MY SON
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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When i was born i went completely apeshit
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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worm for you
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Arthur Dent:
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Five days of doing night shift and I've finally started to unearth the foundations of the wines and spirits castle that we started to build last year. Wouldn't be surprised to find the bones of temp staff from Christmas past, and maybe evidence that the shop was in fact built by ancient aliens
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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im gonna fuck your dad
a seven nation army couldnt hold me back
im gonna beat him off
takin my time right behind his back
December 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Man, I wish Carl Sagan was still around, he seems like he was such a cool guy
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Thinking back on all the books I've read this year (so far) and seeing that I've rated all but two 4* or above. So many books have put me in a chokehold this year in the best way

I guess I'm just an Enjoyer of Things, incredibly easily entertained and simply happy to be here having a good time
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Anti-A.I. stamps!

For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!

You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fuck it, decorating my bike for Christmas. Gonna have a great time riding around for the rest of December covered in tinsel and fairy lights lmao
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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FFS, just go ahead and ban ALL the best people, why don't you.
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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The handmade, human qualities of your work are more valuable than they've ever been. Don't doubt that for a second.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Also, congratulations everyone who made something this year. A comic, a song, a film, a novel, a painting, a poem, a short story, a sculpture, crochet, embroidery, whatever it is. In this era of slop and theft, if you *make* something you are a shining jewel and I am so grateful for you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I love writing pets for characters because it means I get to write the inevitable progression of nicknames that pets always go through

So far we have Tulip the cat, AKA Lulu, Tootie, Loopy and Loops
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Uh oh. Attempting to make my room nice and bright so I can survive night shift/winter in general, and The Boy is Very Interested
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
In today's thrilling episode of "reading my own handwriting", the words 'cool' and 'cod' look exactly the same

Tracing a cool finger down someone's cheek is a very different thing to tracing a cod finger down someone's cheek
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My work shift was unexpectedly cancelled tonight, so I figured I'd finish this off! I think the Emily Wilde trilogy is probably my favourite series that I've delved into this year. One more book to go 😭😭😭 #amreading #emilywilde
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM