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Spencer
@spencermosness.bsky.social
A writer continually under construction.
“They Baja Blasted the hell outta this thing” is gonna be used for so many things now. All timer, GoJo.
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie: 6/10

We may have Lived Too Más. The aftertaste stayed with me for so long. I love Taco Bell, I love Mountain Dew, and I appreciate their partnership and innovation. this one isn’t for the faint of heart.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reading @esaumccaulley.bsky.social while listening to Max Richter this morning.

I am feeling CULTURED.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social hope you’re enjoying this duel with a couple of Panthers QB legends.
October 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.

Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Just the best.
Rest in Peace.
September 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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On this day in 1918, Ted Williams was born in San Diego, CA. One of the all-time greatest hitters in history, for sure. Here’s my painting of him as a 20-year-old about to make his big league debut at Yankee Stadium on April 20, 1939, based on the photography of Charles Conlon.
August 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m not a ‘younger generation will be softer compared to us’ guy but the amount of e-bikes and e-scooters all these kids have is alarming.

I don’t blame them, of course, but amazed at how many I see.
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Go see Superman.

That’s it. That’s the skeet.
July 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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This is Walter. He was brought to his human's office for take your dog to work day. Does not remember when he expressed any desire to labor. 13/10
June 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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is it this
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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This thread rules so much
June 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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watching Predator and i'd never really considered before how funny it is that Arnold is emphatically like "we're a RESCUE team" and there's a guy on the team with a, typically aircraft mounted, six barrel rotary machine gun. for rescuing. you can rescue up to 6000 guys per minute with this thing
June 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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What’s a book cover (or covers) that’s burned itself into your brain?

The 1973 Narnia covers 🩶
May 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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do you think after jesus touched that leper he said "buddy hield"
May 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Ant taking the victory lap outside Crypto to talk trash and tell people his favorite movie is Matilda. @edsbs.bsky.social - is he the most Atlanta athlete ever?
May 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
April 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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financial advice in a weird time:

➡️identify company with $640M in bearer bonds on hand
➡️hold its CEO hostage; persuade him to open vault
➡️alt: employ hacker to unlock access codes
➡️lure FBI into cutting power to building, opening vault
➡️be sure to account for *all* personnel in building

💰💰💰
financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Whoever made this should direct a Looney Tunes movie, maybe one specifically about the Coyote seeking justice against ACME.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM