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@sofiaspadofora.bsky.social
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batshit read
A few months ago, ICE hired me
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable
And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"
My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
batshit read
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good to be back in 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
good to be back in 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 AMERICA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
i heard distant crashing in my house: my cat is playing with a lax ball 😭
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i heard distant crashing in my house: my cat is playing with a lax ball 😭
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accidentally moved to the neighborhood of the man who harassed me on a shared-interest discord for a year and saw him from the bus stop the other day. thank god im still covid masking 🥸
June 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
accidentally moved to the neighborhood of the man who harassed me on a shared-interest discord for a year and saw him from the bus stop the other day. thank god im still covid masking 🥸
i will never understand the jack antonoff haters
June 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i will never understand the jack antonoff haters
pov: u support an insurrection keystonenewsroom.com/2025/05/27/s...
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
pov: u support an insurrection keystonenewsroom.com/2025/05/27/s...
is anyone elses natties stream deep fried
May 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
is anyone elses natties stream deep fried
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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
NEWS:
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democratic mega-donors are debating plans to spend tens of millions of dollars on a range of influencer plans to "find the liberal Rogan."
We've got pitch decks, investor meetings, and internal docs.
One Democrat has a spreadsheet of 26 different proposals.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/20/u...
Democrats Throw Money at a Problem: Countering G.O.P. Clout Online
www.nytimes.com
May 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.
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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
May 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Proud of you, Canada 🇨🇦 and Australia 🇦🇺 with love from your American allies.
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Proud of you, Canada 🇨🇦 and Australia 🇦🇺 with love from your American allies.
one thing about jalen hurts is he loves himself a little beret moment
May 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
one thing about jalen hurts is he loves himself a little beret moment
whoever the PR person is for the eagles who pitched overshadowing visiting the WH with a trip to arlington natl ceremony is a sick genius and deserves a raise
April 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
whoever the PR person is for the eagles who pitched overshadowing visiting the WH with a trip to arlington natl ceremony is a sick genius and deserves a raise
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"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News
April 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News
holy shit
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
April 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
holy shit
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
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Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism
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Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit
March 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit
:(
The Eagles are parting ways with their pep band, the musicians who serenade the stadium on Sundays and helped make “Fly, Eagles Fly” the unofficial anthem of Philadelphia.
“We’re not bitter,” said Bobby Mansure, who co-founded the Eagles Pep Band.
“We’re not bitter,” said Bobby Mansure, who co-founded the Eagles Pep Band.
The Eagles are letting their pep band go after 28 seasons. The members are stunned, but ‘not bitter.’
The Eagles are parting ways with their pep band, the group of musicians who serenade the stadium on Sundays and helped make “Fly, Eagles Fly” the unofficial anthem of Philadelphia.
www.inquirer.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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