Socinus
@socinus.bsky.social
Public servant, healthcare administrator, HIV/AIDS services. All views are my own. I spend a lot of willpower not buying stereo equipment.
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I clean toilets
I clean toilets
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I made ham
I made ham
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Make someone fall in love with you in three words or less:
I clean toilets
I clean toilets
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Computer, enhance
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Computer, enhance
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
A Benoit Blanc in every pot, a Benoit Blanc in every garage!
The people demand more Benoit Blanc. Benoit Blanc in the morning, Benoit Blanc for lunch, an afternoon with Benoit Blanc, and then a lovely evening entertained by Benoit Blanc.
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
A Benoit Blanc in every pot, a Benoit Blanc in every garage!
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
You’re goddamn right he ordered the code red #Hagueseth
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You’re goddamn right he ordered the code red #Hagueseth
I use what I refer to as “customer service voice”, which is me pitching up my voice so that people can understand what I am saying and sound less threatening. Dudes trying real hard to get to what my voice actually is amuses the hell out of me- like, no one can understand your scratchy mumbles.
My theory is that something like 30% of all men use a fake deep voice almost all the time. So many guys talk and I instantly think “Not your real voice. Now your coward’s soul is bare to me”
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I use what I refer to as “customer service voice”, which is me pitching up my voice so that people can understand what I am saying and sound less threatening. Dudes trying real hard to get to what my voice actually is amuses the hell out of me- like, no one can understand your scratchy mumbles.
You may not know this, but @popeyes.bsky.social Turkey is what peak thanksgiving performance looks like. If you aren’t making sausage gravy out of Cajun turkey drippings you are denying yourself a singular American experience. #Popeyes #Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
You may not know this, but @popeyes.bsky.social Turkey is what peak thanksgiving performance looks like. If you aren’t making sausage gravy out of Cajun turkey drippings you are denying yourself a singular American experience. #Popeyes #Thanksgiving
Women, uh….women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Women, uh….women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh… I do not avoid women, Charlie Brown.
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Truly the worst timeline when I have to explain felching to my in laws
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Truly the worst timeline when I have to explain felching to my in laws
They have installed the emperor in his golden throne, and a thousand red-hatted simpletons with sun glasses are sacrificed to him daily so that the corpse king can maintain the psychic signal necessary to ensure the blockchain warp ships of the Adeptus Cryptorium are able to continue their holy work
Things are going well over on Truth Social, where Trump just reposted AI Slop of himself as what I can only describe as imperial Lannister cosplay, with prominent Democrats kneeling at his feet
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
They have installed the emperor in his golden throne, and a thousand red-hatted simpletons with sun glasses are sacrificed to him daily so that the corpse king can maintain the psychic signal necessary to ensure the blockchain warp ships of the Adeptus Cryptorium are able to continue their holy work
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
I work in HIV/AIDS healthcare, and while we have tons of success these days, I have still had to witness clients waste away and die from the disease- a true modern horror. There is no pit in hell hot enough for anyone who worked with Elon to destroy USAID funding to combat the disease worldwide.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I work in HIV/AIDS healthcare, and while we have tons of success these days, I have still had to witness clients waste away and die from the disease- a true modern horror. There is no pit in hell hot enough for anyone who worked with Elon to destroy USAID funding to combat the disease worldwide.
Washington Post abiding by their new editorial guidelines to support open and unregulated child trafficking markets.
The Washington Post editorial board decided the Epstein files have “no public interest” before even seeing them. That’s a stunning position for any newsroom to take. Praising Clay Higgins as the lone ‘no’ vote, too? No wonder no one trusts legacy media. Absolutely disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Washington Post abiding by their new editorial guidelines to support open and unregulated child trafficking markets.
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
“Largest impediment to national on-time product delivery in Q3 was the presence of uncrated pit bulls on porches”
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Largest impediment to national on-time product delivery in Q3 was the presence of uncrated pit bulls on porches”
The Venn diagram of people talking about 10 year plans (both for their businesses and their family simultaneously) to their bf at a bar, and people talking about “creating a space for artists to just, like, create” and then discussing the percentages they will take up front, is a single circle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Venn diagram of people talking about 10 year plans (both for their businesses and their family simultaneously) to their bf at a bar, and people talking about “creating a space for artists to just, like, create” and then discussing the percentages they will take up front, is a single circle.