Snickering Dolphin
@snickeringdolphin.bsky.social
Expect the worst and you’ll never be disappointed. Long suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins and Seattle Seahawks, and a great cook. Like food? Let’s be friends.
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
Shart of the Deal.
May 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Shart of the Deal.
Farting on a lighter will do that.
May 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Farting on a lighter will do that.
Watching @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com “I don’t know.” Not a doctor but gonna guess old granddad’s on Seroquel.
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Watching @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com “I don’t know.” Not a doctor but gonna guess old granddad’s on Seroquel.
So who ordered the Chinese stuff we don’t need?
Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."
April 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So who ordered the Chinese stuff we don’t need?
No idea where the NYT finds people foolish enough to think a Trump presidency will improve their lives in any way.
Opinion | Tariffs, Elon Musk and Trump’s Term So Far: 13 Trump Voters Discuss (Gift Article)
The participants discuss how they think Trump’s second term is going.
www.nytimes.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
No idea where the NYT finds people foolish enough to think a Trump presidency will improve their lives in any way.
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Basically: I don’t think people understand that 36 hours from now it’s possible that America will have a formalized system for abducting enemies of the regime and stashing them in foreign gulags, indefinitely.
www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...
www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...
Bukele, Abrego Garcia, and Red Lines
Emergency Triad: Are we now a country of political prisoners and gulags?
www.thebulwark.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Basically: I don’t think people understand that 36 hours from now it’s possible that America will have a formalized system for abducting enemies of the regime and stashing them in foreign gulags, indefinitely.
www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...
www.thebulwark.com/p/bukele-abr...
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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In this Tennessee Valley factory town, electrification still means a woke big government project imposed by deranged Democrat Party radicals of the 1930s. But they do know this: by closing EV plants and ceding the market to China, we can unleash a new American era of garment sewing and coal mining.
April 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In this Tennessee Valley factory town, electrification still means a woke big government project imposed by deranged Democrat Party radicals of the 1930s. But they do know this: by closing EV plants and ceding the market to China, we can unleash a new American era of garment sewing and coal mining.
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Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
March 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Opinion | If the criticism of Pete Hegseth leads him to self-medicate with alcohol, and then he goes out and gets into a drunk driving accident, Democrats will have blood on their hands.
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Pete Hegseth has “my mom’s new boyfriend” energy
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Pete Hegseth has “my mom’s new boyfriend” energy
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Rhetoric-wise, I’d steer students away from ever arguing “we’re as ethical as a murderer”.
KARL: Do they have any due process at all?
HOMAN: Due process -- what was Laken Riley's due process?
(That's a "no")
HOMAN: Due process -- what was Laken Riley's due process?
(That's a "no")
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rhetoric-wise, I’d steer students away from ever arguing “we’re as ethical as a murderer”.
Omg the sass…
Have any doubt that people are furious...that they are disgusted by the lies, abuse and attacks on government programs by Trump/Musk...that they are not going to take much more of this? Check out this video.
Holy shit. Republican Harriet Hagemen got torn apart at a town hall in Wyoming last night. In a state that voted for Trump by 46 points.
She tried defending DOGE and it went as well as you’d imagine.
“Deport Elon, Deport Elon!”
Watch to the end…
She tried defending DOGE and it went as well as you’d imagine.
“Deport Elon, Deport Elon!”
Watch to the end…
March 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Omg the sass…
Smells like BS…
March 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Smells like BS…
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Hillbilly Diplomacy
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hillbilly Diplomacy
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Pre-run pics at Point Defiance Park. The weather gods were on our side and the rain started just after we logged our 7 miles 💪
February 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pre-run pics at Point Defiance Park. The weather gods were on our side and the rain started just after we logged our 7 miles 💪
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RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program: bit.ly/4aYCRHf
February 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program: bit.ly/4aYCRHf
The money quote.
How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65
Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The money quote.
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Heads up folks. We can watch live on C-Span. www.c-span.org/event/house-...
Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.
Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.
February 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Heads up folks. We can watch live on C-Span. www.c-span.org/event/house-...
Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.
Thank you Rep. @jasmineforus.bsky.social.
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Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board?
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
February 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reporter: Why do you want to be chairman of Kennedy Center board?
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
Trump: Some of the shows were terrible. They were a disgrace.
Reporter: Have you seen any shows there?
Trump: No, I didn’t go.
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Yes, Trump’s economy wrecked my business. But at least I don’t have to celebrate Black History Month anymore.
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yes, Trump’s economy wrecked my business. But at least I don’t have to celebrate Black History Month anymore.
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Always fun to see what a conversation has devolved into
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Always fun to see what a conversation has devolved into