Snickering Dolphin
@snickeringdolphin.bsky.social
Expect the worst and you’ll never be disappointed. Long suffering fan of the Miami Dolphins and Seattle Seahawks, and a great cook. Like food? Let’s be friends.
Yes, very practical wearing dry clean only dress clothes on a plane with filthy restrooms.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, very practical wearing dry clean only dress clothes on a plane with filthy restrooms.
A lot of people take long hauls and red eyes. I see people in sweats with their kids in jammies. Not understanding what the problem is trying to be comfortable on a long flight where you want to sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A lot of people take long hauls and red eyes. I see people in sweats with their kids in jammies. Not understanding what the problem is trying to be comfortable on a long flight where you want to sleep.
She’s a shape shifting opportunist just like JD Vance or whatever his name is this week.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
She’s a shape shifting opportunist just like JD Vance or whatever his name is this week.
Horrific and so pointless. Please stay safe, Kate.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Horrific and so pointless. Please stay safe, Kate.
Democracy Dies in Dumbness. That should be WaPo’s tagline.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Democracy Dies in Dumbness. That should be WaPo’s tagline.
It’s also a demanding academic program that requires advanced math, chemistry, biology…it’s not like any yahoo can just become a nurse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It’s also a demanding academic program that requires advanced math, chemistry, biology…it’s not like any yahoo can just become a nurse.
If you liked subprime mortgage rip offs you’ll love this plan. No wonder they’re hellbent on dismantling the Consumer Protection Bureau.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you liked subprime mortgage rip offs you’ll love this plan. No wonder they’re hellbent on dismantling the Consumer Protection Bureau.
You don’t need to make many trips to the grocery store to know how expensive things are.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You don’t need to make many trips to the grocery store to know how expensive things are.
I had a convo with an engineer colleague about China, and how they are doing the exact opposite of the US- investing heavily in education, science, tech, infrastructure. Meanwhile Trumpco is set in making people poor, sick and stupid.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I had a convo with an engineer colleague about China, and how they are doing the exact opposite of the US- investing heavily in education, science, tech, infrastructure. Meanwhile Trumpco is set in making people poor, sick and stupid.
How moronic does someone have to be to think Obama could get royalties?
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
How moronic does someone have to be to think Obama could get royalties?
Not right now but if history taught us anything a journey in a hand basket is a swift one.
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Not right now but if history taught us anything a journey in a hand basket is a swift one.
The Noxema-diaper pail odor is real though. You can smell it just looking at him.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Noxema-diaper pail odor is real though. You can smell it just looking at him.
Gawd. Stupid performative requirements imposed on frontline workers by clueless management. Shoppers don’t want this.
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Gawd. Stupid performative requirements imposed on frontline workers by clueless management. Shoppers don’t want this.
I guarantee Larry’s not getting a Walmart turkey this year or any year.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I guarantee Larry’s not getting a Walmart turkey this year or any year.
She was useful to him at Yale and after when he cosplayed a hillbilly to sell a book. Now, much less so.
Vance has changed names, religion, political beliefs, so it’s not going to be surprising he would change wives.
Vance has changed names, religion, political beliefs, so it’s not going to be surprising he would change wives.
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She was useful to him at Yale and after when he cosplayed a hillbilly to sell a book. Now, much less so.
Vance has changed names, religion, political beliefs, so it’s not going to be surprising he would change wives.
Vance has changed names, religion, political beliefs, so it’s not going to be surprising he would change wives.
Anyone who has been shopping in the past hour knows inflation is real. I never leave the store without spending at least $50 and that’s without booze, beef, or “gourmet” whatever.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Anyone who has been shopping in the past hour knows inflation is real. I never leave the store without spending at least $50 and that’s without booze, beef, or “gourmet” whatever.
Regardless of how someone voted or where they live, they’re entitled to assistance if they need it. Political punishment is a maga value.
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Regardless of how someone voted or where they live, they’re entitled to assistance if they need it. Political punishment is a maga value.
They’re very busy visualizing whirled peas.
October 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They’re very busy visualizing whirled peas.
The “left” aren’t a bunch of whiny ass diaper babies who get triggered when someone calls them a bad name that’s coincidentally accurate.
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The “left” aren’t a bunch of whiny ass diaper babies who get triggered when someone calls them a bad name that’s coincidentally accurate.
Seattle Children’s Hospital was founded in 1907. What a fucking dumbass.
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seattle Children’s Hospital was founded in 1907. What a fucking dumbass.
A criminal is worried about crime in his neighborhood so he has to move.
This is like an Abbott and Costello sketch.
This is like an Abbott and Costello sketch.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
A criminal is worried about crime in his neighborhood so he has to move.
This is like an Abbott and Costello sketch.
This is like an Abbott and Costello sketch.
Out Calls Only
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Out Calls Only
The ACA was the Republican plan. Romney passed it in Mass. and it was hailed as a free market miracle they wanted to take nationwide until Obama actually GAF to actually get a healthcare plan through Congress.
They have nothing else.
They have nothing else.
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The ACA was the Republican plan. Romney passed it in Mass. and it was hailed as a free market miracle they wanted to take nationwide until Obama actually GAF to actually get a healthcare plan through Congress.
They have nothing else.
They have nothing else.
Such a wonderful band.
October 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Such a wonderful band.
I know this will make Grindr Mike very sad but I plan to brush up on my Spanish so I can better appreciate the performance.
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I know this will make Grindr Mike very sad but I plan to brush up on my Spanish so I can better appreciate the performance.