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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)

@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social

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Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

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🇨🇦🍁Raia C Darsey-Malloy 🇨🇦🍁NO DM'S @raiastar.bsky.social · 1d

This is how judges and justice systems used to be conducted and in some states they still are.
#Reclaim_America
#Seek_SpeakTruth

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 1d

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

The only thing I hated about doing the ColoGuard colon cancer screening was licking the envelope closed after having to shit in it.

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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 15h

The most interesting about Trump springing George Santos from prison is that Trump is still in the Epstein Files.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

Fanta Faced Fascist Leader

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe she meant Little Caesars

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13h

Also, ayo @jay.bsky.team and the BlueSky team, if you’re gonna permaban Link and Palestinian aid accounts, it’s not a good look if you also don’t ban government accounts engaged in obvious violations of the Hatch Act, which is an actual federal law.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 6h

☝️Jymbo is correct

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

And I hate that for myself

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

Both can be true

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

Wow

Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 6h

I could already tell it's tanking. Just wait for 75 days from now...
2 royalty checks have steadily decreased since February.
One only decreases when supplies go into surplus.
Feb chk $424 - Oct chk (3days ago) $177. Ordinarily it only dips $50-60. Economic indicators are 💩

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Bill Day @billdayart.bsky.social · 3d

GOLLUM BONDI

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 10h

A reminder to Ghislaine it's a LOT easier to guarantee your silence with a pardon.
You'll be a lot easier for list members ..."contract labor"...to get to you without walls, guards and visitor lists

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11h

It's crazy that I'm #5 and the New York Times is #92.

Maybe there *is* a price to be paid for going easy on fascism.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11h

stahhhhp it right now

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 10h

Give a man a dick and he'll meat for a day. Teach a man to dick and he'll meat forever.

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 10h

Give a man multiple dicks and he can be a medical marvel.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23h

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11h

a man in a fedora is saying i hate these guys

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 12h

Must be hell not being able to scratch your own butt

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

My favorite was capture the tower... I tagged a few ppl from up there. It was hilarious... awesome that you beat a bunch of kids btw 😂

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah it was lots of fun until ppl start cheating and shooting you from 3 ft away

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Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 12h

Nahhh. I got all 14 of those kids in 5-6mins. Now the Run Thru the Jungle took 3.5hrs..but to finish 2nd out of 20 was no mean feat. But yeahhhhh those paintballs *ahem* sting.

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 16h

are testicles like the hands of the dick

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