Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
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We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
November 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We've been together every day for twenty-two years. Poor guy deserves a night off. #Anniversary #dads #Married
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I actually exaggerated on purpose to see if people would still be down for it. It seems they would be. Imagine their joy if it was only 5-7% (many studies say 10%)... :)
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I actually exaggerated on purpose to see if people would still be down for it. It seems they would be. Imagine their joy if it was only 5-7% (many studies say 10%)... :)
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Republicans use the "I'm not familiar with that" dodge several times a day now, and if a reporters or anchor isn't ready and willing to shut them down as soon as they try it, that means they're either incompetent at their job or a willing accomplice to the lies.
Either way, never trust them again.
Either way, never trust them again.
If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Republicans use the "I'm not familiar with that" dodge several times a day now, and if a reporters or anchor isn't ready and willing to shut them down as soon as they try it, that means they're either incompetent at their job or a willing accomplice to the lies.
Either way, never trust them again.
Either way, never trust them again.
December 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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I gotta nap
Dyin here
Dyin here
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I gotta nap
Dyin here
Dyin here
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And so it begins....
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
And so it begins....
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Just sitting here waiting for staff to come get me for alllllll the pre-surgical testing etc. The joy.
Y'all get to suffer thru my memes
Y'all get to suffer thru my memes
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just sitting here waiting for staff to come get me for alllllll the pre-surgical testing etc. The joy.
Y'all get to suffer thru my memes
Y'all get to suffer thru my memes
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If you’re in the mood for a coronary and/or a diabetic coma, might I suggest a slice of Kentucky Transparent Pie? (Never hear of it before this week and decided to try making it. It’s delicious and likely quite deadly.)
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If you’re in the mood for a coronary and/or a diabetic coma, might I suggest a slice of Kentucky Transparent Pie? (Never hear of it before this week and decided to try making it. It’s delicious and likely quite deadly.)