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Cal Neuvost
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I am a spooky skeleton (inside) ☼ NYC born & raised ☼ he or they
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“Did you hear something? Someone at the door maybe?”
“Nope. Just the wind.”
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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When your bestie belongs in a museum.
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(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,
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Rogan, talking about Zohran Mamdani: "What else has he done that makes him a swindler?"

Musk: " Um, well, I, I guess if you say, uh, what I mean, if you, if say, if you say..."
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black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
ah yes, the last time NYC was safe: the crack epidemic
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The defense is emphatic about wanting to have the government close before lunch and the defense close after lunch. Looks like judge will have them both close after lunch. This way no one will have the unfair advantage of having just consumed a fortifying footlong.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
I'm a really big fan of the dash in "e-mail"
If by "consistent" they mean "every year," then that sounds like a lot! CoD-ass release schedule ... Unless I'm misunderstanding the slide?
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esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
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I told you he got that bodega cat endorsement
Damn, even the cat voting?
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The zombie head of Dick Cheney I made as a centerpiece for my 2007 Halloween party is here to remind you that people fuckin HATED that guy for very good reasons, and you do not under any circumstances, in life or in death, gotta hand it to him. More important than ever to say: good fuckin riddance.
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this is the coolest online has ever been
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We're rooting for you, Ava! Please stop posting thru it!
They're posting thru it and lemme tell ya, theology is the least of their issues
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thinking of having a potluck where everyone brings pot and hopes to get lucky
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From The Archives:

Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
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The hitman lowers his gun. My dancing has reminded him of the beauty of humanity. He will now kill his boss and coworkers to protect me.