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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 7d

“Did you hear something? Someone at the door maybe?”
“Nope. Just the wind.”

Benny, a mountain cur, looks expectantly through the glass door as kittens, Possum and Spicy Wayne, enjoy their comfy spot inside.

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Evil Bat Witch @evilbatwitch.cryptoanarchy.network · 1d

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Rude
Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose.
Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 3h

When your bestie belongs in a museum.

A skeleton and a mummy relaxing at home.
#toyphoto

The door opens and a shadow of a man in a hat is cast upon the wall.

Indiana Jones stands in the open door, fists clenched.

Indy snatches the mummy and runs out the door growling, “this belongs in a museum!”

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 2h

(explaining an american car to a european) yeah so imagine if you were sitting in the back seat while driving,

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 2h

Rogan, talking about Zohran Mamdani: "What else has he done that makes him a swindler?"

Musk: " Um, well, I, I guess if you say, uh, what I mean, if you, if say, if you say..."

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey

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Cal Neuvost @skeletoninside.bsky.social · 1d

ah yes, the last time NYC was safe: the crack epidemic

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Molly Roberts @mollyroberts.bsky.social · 1d

The defense is emphatic about wanting to have the government close before lunch and the defense close after lunch. Looks like judge will have them both close after lunch. This way no one will have the unfair advantage of having just consumed a fortifying footlong.

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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 1d

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

guy said, “Do you like Marx?”

I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?”

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.”

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

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Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 1d

Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 1d

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

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Cal Neuvost @skeletoninside.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a really big fan of the dash in "e-mail"

Cal Neuvost @skeletoninside.bsky.social · 1d

If by "consistent" they mean "every year," then that sounds like a lot! CoD-ass release schedule ... Unless I'm misunderstanding the slide?

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esti @estibass.com · Jun 25

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

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jess m. @jametc.bsky.social · 1d

I told you he got that bodega cat endorsement

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 1d

Damn, even the cat voting?

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 1d

The zombie head of Dick Cheney I made as a centerpiece for my 2007 Halloween party is here to remind you that people fuckin HATED that guy for very good reasons, and you do not under any circumstances, in life or in death, gotta hand it to him. More important than ever to say: good fuckin riddance.