Simon Varwell
@simonvarwell.bsky.social
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Loves trains, the outdoors, travel, Esperanto, ambient and post-rock music, dystofic, good food and scrontous beer. Hates car-centric societies, late stage capitalism and courgette. He/him. Inverness | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 | 🇪🇺 Work: @hisasimon.bsky.social
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Like the Red Army in April 1945, I've made it into Berlin.

(Deliberate Mark Corrigan vibes)

Cheers to 20 Seconds Magazine for featuring the track...
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The highlight was the office/bookshop of the Flemish Esperanto League. Lovely to meet some local speakers and buy a good haul of reading material.

La elstaraĵo estis la oficejo/librovendejo de la Flandra Esperanto-Ligo. Mirinde renkonti kelkajn samideanojn kaj aĉeti staplon de legadan materialon.
A bust of a dapper looking chap (Dr Zamenhof) sporting a black bowler hat. Books on tables with a window in the background with (in reverse because it’s the interior and you’d read it from the street) “Esperantohuis” printed. Various books on a shelf. Half a dozen or so books on a table, including The Hobbit and The Little Prince in Esperanto.
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And, boy, the food. I’ve not eaten like this for a while. A major treat of a day, but hey it’s holiday.
Three pastries - an elaborate pain au chocolates, a Danish pastry with mango cubes, and an eclair with cream and strawberries on a tray next to some knives, forks and napkins. And no I obviously didn’t eat them all. A rack of ribs (well, two!), some mayonnaises, fries and a glass of beer, on a dimly lit dining table.
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A day trip to Antwerp. A properly impressive city. Some real wow moments. Maybe Glasgow to Ghent’s Edinburgh, but without the annoying swagger? Only a day to get an impression (I remember little of a quick visit 20 years ago), so not much to judge by, but definitely somewhere to come back to.
A stone church framed by trees. A hugely impressive old city square, with cobbles, ornate guild buildings and surprisingly almost no people. An ornate train station and a ferris wheel, both bathed in purple light. A very impressive train station interior - arches, windows, a big staircase, and general air of wow.
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Who’s the contractual basis that provides corporate convenience to its self-interested Gesell?

SCHAFT!
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Who’s the organic social unit that provides identity and togetherness to all its Gemein?

SCHAFT!
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The owner said it was “in mein shaft”.
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I guess by eating it I colonised it. Or maybe Bluesky colonised it by virtue of my skeet.
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Yes indeed. It’s a big headline on BBC News and Sport Scotland websites so sadly kind of avoidable.
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Where do German mining companies keep their antelopes?

In a gazelle shaft.
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Yes. Fiction is Alternate History which is a subgenre of Science Fiction.
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Right thanks. Don’t know that one.
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nerdseyeview.bsky.social
all this frog talk makes me curious about absurd acts of resistance in the past. not just your becketts and ionescos, but the kind of citizen silliness that fucks up the narrative.
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I often think about this: bsky.app/profile/fess...
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As a teenager in Neustrelitz (East Germany), I painted small stones purple and left them all over town. Did it for years. It drove the police and Stasi nuts. It meant nothing. It just felt good to do something they couldn't control or understand.
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All fiction is genre fiction. Every single piece of literary fiction has a genre.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down
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I must come visit and mention something else from the 1980s.
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The ultimate shun. Sorry for you.
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Had to google. Sorry to say that was before my time!
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041 if you’re outside Glasgow 338 6161.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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I’m sure you could state fair things about them.