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Keith Burge

@carryonkeith.bsky.social

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Economic development professional, charity trustee, Shrewsbury (‘til I die), GB ultra runner and still wondering what to do with that sitcom script…

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 6h

I just read that Trump is developing the White House in his own image. I assume the new ballroom is in the shape of a massive gut and that he'll be painting it orange.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 3d

At least by taking the name Mountbatten, he won’t be associated with any paedoph… oh

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 4d

If I were the local MP, addressing the issues that make Jaywick the most deprived locality in the country would be my number one mission. But then we don't all have the same priorities, do we?

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Nigel Farage ‘sad’ as Clacton area remains most deprived neighbourhood

Jaywick is part of Reform leader and Clacton MP Nigel Farage’s Essex constituency

www.independent.co.uk

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 4d

All of this media attention on a tiny, technical, inadvertent and inconsequential oversight, and none at all on the circumstances of the purchase of Farage’s constituency house. It’s almost as if there’s some sort of agenda.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 7d

A survey now suggests that Nigel Farage is the country's preferred candidate to be PM. We might just as well have had research indicate that the people's loo roll of choice is made of sandpaper. Coated in Deep Heat.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 8d

Whichever party they're working for, these highfalutin political strategists appear to be so far up their own fundament that they can't see what's going on in the world outside. And appear to care even less.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 11d

And now Prince Andrew's banner, bearing his coat of arms, has been removed from St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle. Must his suffering go on...?

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 13d

Hats off to @SouthShieldsFC for the best ticket-buying experience I can remember. Easy, quick and charging away fans a fair price. #salop #FACup

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 13d

Not this time

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 21d

How patriotic is it to live in Spain, courtesy of an Irish passport, whilst accepting money from super rich Americans?

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 21d

Of course, if you can't get the Palestinians out by force, you can always re-develop and price them out.

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 21d

That was less a peace summit and more the world’s biggest ego trip/family grifting opportunity.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 24d

Trump was hot favourite for the Nobel Peace Prize, but then the Committee reduced his chances by 500%.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 24d

"All calls are recorded for reigning and monarching purposes."

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 25d

He's going to give himself The Medal of Honor isn't he?

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 25d

"By supporting the killing of more than 68,000 Palestinians, more than 200 journalists/media workers and more than 200 humanitarian aid workers, I have brought peace to Gaza. So give me a medal."

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 26d

Anyone who'll speak to me...

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 26d

I'm in the early stages of planning an overly-ambitious charity fundraiser and could do with some help. Do any of you lovely people have good contacts in:
- LNER/Lumo/Grand Central?
- Premier Inn/Travelodge?
- Companies supplying running shoes?

This will get you into heaven.

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 26d

So, how soon after the Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded (whoever gets it) will Trump's enthusiasm for peace in Gaza last?

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 27d

I see that the response to Gary Neville's recent video entirely justifies the points made in Gary Neville's recent video.

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 27d

Monday, Mel Stride: "You can't expect me to be making Budget announcements four years ahead of a General Election!"

Wednesday, Kemi Badenoch: "We're going to abolish Stamp Duty!"

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 27d

"And, wait for it, a free cuddly toy for every tax return!"

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 27d

"My mother-in-law's got no nose. How does she smell? Well, she can't, it's a prosthetic! But there may be some application of machine olfaction in the future."

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Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 28d

Announcement to all Tory Conference delegates: "For those wanting anti-fascist views, you'll find them at a fringe event with some bloke called Heseltine, but if you want to see Bobby J gaslight the lefties with populist nonsense, make your way to the main hall."

Keith Burge @carryonkeith.bsky.social · 28d

I think Shari Lewis did it better

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