Simon
simben.bsky.social
Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
lmao Moira Burton’s needlessly tragic backstory
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This guy will absolutely invite himself into your Baldur’s Gate party and then start picking fights with all the good characters
Paused Superman, got a free reaction image out of it
November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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"what the hell is a peeing and pooping guy you cant just say these things" KNOW YOUR HISTORY
trying to convince your friend a character gets better later
YouTube video by ProZD
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November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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also everyone says he's a whedon hollywood type and i get why but he is not. he is a peeing and pooping guy. he might be the most japanese thing about this game
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reached the end of RE Revelations episode 2 and man, dumb RE plot twists are undefeated
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Barry Burton, finding an empty jacked open metal crate: heh… only my little girl could’ve crowbarred that thing open
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
There’s this weird arc going through the middle of season 2 of Lost where after Charlie goes crazy and decides he has to baptize Aaron he just becomes a total asshole for a few episodes, helps Sawyer con the guns from the hatch and is generally just a douche
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Nintendo thinks bounty hunter means cool space guy, evidence #3289
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”

Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”

www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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the sonic fandom and the metroid fandom are hilarious mirror images where one takes everything the japanese devs say about the characters as gospel and thinks everything that doesn't adhere to it is sacrilege, while the other looks at anything nintendo says about samus and is like "that's wrong"
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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At my grandpa's, and he pulled a gun on me because the only thing I've said to him since arriving is "you are goated with the sauce, faze rug" and "this is a must cop"
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Almost halfway through RE Revelations 2 and once again thinking it’s way better than I expected, much like the first one. Both of those games came out on either side of 6 and they’re both just REALLY good.

Barry Burton is so good in this.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Nobunaga’s Ambition is one of those spreadsheet games in the same box as EVE and Dwarf Fortress which I’ll never play but could listen to stories about forever. Did you know that uniting Japan is exactly like being a substitute teacher?
I’m halfway through the new @kbash.bsky.social video and it’s a beautiful ride. Quite a few parts are cutting close to my old, disintegrating bones.

youtu.be/cMLidKmCh8U
just a simple strategy game.
YouTube video by KBash
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You, a child, a philistine: noah gervais alan wake video hell yes
Me, The Dad: FOUR HOUR KBASH NOBUNAGA’S AMBITION DEEP DIVE LET’S GOOOO

youtu.be/cMLidKmCh8U?...
just a simple strategy game.
YouTube video by KBash
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Give Pluribus an Emmy for best comedy
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Running Man: eeeeehhhhhhhh
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just know there's about a dozen people at Retro on their most I Told You So this morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Nintendo please delay Metroid Prime 4 another 10 years to fix this blunder
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nice argument, Youtuber. Unfortunately, you have shown footage of a pre-HD video game stretched to 16:9, nullifying whatever you were saying.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Damn, the Nostalgia Critic's fallen on rough times
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Everytime these come up I feel like I have to apologizebrag about how my dad made ‘em
do you know any Canadians who got boiled to death at work? I bet you don't, because we've all seen this PSA about 400 times

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2...
WSIB - Top Chef (2007, Canada)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
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November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Done with RE6. Whoof.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM