Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
Damn, the Nostalgia Critic's fallen on rough times
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Damn, the Nostalgia Critic's fallen on rough times
I was about to say is Ro Laren the first communist Lego but of course not because this set exists
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I was about to say is Ro Laren the first communist Lego but of course not because this set exists
YOU GET FUCKING RO LAREN AND A SHUTTLE IF YOU ORDER EARLY??????
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
YOU GET FUCKING RO LAREN AND A SHUTTLE IF YOU ORDER EARLY??????
They're calling it the most 78 sub-franchise of all time
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
They're calling it the most 78 sub-franchise of all time
*pinching the bridge of my nose* we’re LEAVING daylight savings we’re in daylight savings NOW we’re going back to normal time I swear y’all
October 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
*pinching the bridge of my nose* we’re LEAVING daylight savings we’re in daylight savings NOW we’re going back to normal time I swear y’all
"Can't you just tell me what's under the cathedral?"
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Can't you just tell me what's under the cathedral?"
Hey Capcom, respectfully: what the FUCK
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey Capcom, respectfully: what the FUCK
Time for RE to cash in all that goodwill I gave it for Revelations
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Time for RE to cash in all that goodwill I gave it for Revelations
Babe wake up new itchy tasty just dropped
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Babe wake up new itchy tasty just dropped
In this house we only play the most 2025-relevant of Wii Zapper games
October 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In this house we only play the most 2025-relevant of Wii Zapper games
Rewatching Lost and the absolute jumpscare that Sarah Shepard’s asshole ex-fiancé was none other than Captain Christopher Pike
October 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Rewatching Lost and the absolute jumpscare that Sarah Shepard’s asshole ex-fiancé was none other than Captain Christopher Pike
"Children were going to HURT THEMSELVES!"
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Children were going to HURT THEMSELVES!"
Okay that’s enough, throwing in the towel
I tilted at a Chaos fishing spot so much I whiffed completely, Chaos legendary fish was the only codex entry I was missing
I tilted at a Chaos fishing spot so much I whiffed completely, Chaos legendary fish was the only codex entry I was missing
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Okay that’s enough, throwing in the towel
I tilted at a Chaos fishing spot so much I whiffed completely, Chaos legendary fish was the only codex entry I was missing
I tilted at a Chaos fishing spot so much I whiffed completely, Chaos legendary fish was the only codex entry I was missing
My mom who definitely has an overwhelming book backlog was talking to me about my games backlog once (mine sits at a balmy 338) and was like "but you don't have that FOMO or sense of creeping lack of time to get through it all like I do right?"
and like oh mom I ran the numbers with howlongtobeat
and like oh mom I ran the numbers with howlongtobeat
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My mom who definitely has an overwhelming book backlog was talking to me about my games backlog once (mine sits at a balmy 338) and was like "but you don't have that FOMO or sense of creeping lack of time to get through it all like I do right?"
and like oh mom I ran the numbers with howlongtobeat
and like oh mom I ran the numbers with howlongtobeat
Environmental storytelling
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Environmental storytelling
Happy day before thanksgiving
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Happy day before thanksgiving
Alright Kathryn show me if you still have the juice
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Alright Kathryn show me if you still have the juice
