Oh thank god Polly survived, seriously

People call themselves gamers and somehow don't realize that there's a peeing and pooping guy in almost every Metal Gear and Resident Evil game

"what the hell is a peeing and pooping guy you cant just say these things" KNOW YOUR HISTORY

also everyone says he's a whedon hollywood type and i get why but he is not. he is a peeing and pooping guy. he might be the most japanese thing about this game

They're SO good, like you think this is gonna just be those small-scale in-between whatever tiny REs but they came out on either end of 6 and run absolute circles around it in every possible way.

Might be as late as season 3 when Desmond tells him he’s gonna die

And that’s because he’s mad at Locke for correctly punching his lights out after the whole baptism episode, which goes back to him acting like Aaron’s dad because he liked Claire and being jealous that Locke was nice to the baby too

Don’t remember when this ends but it suuuucks

When Samus turned into a Metroid and blasted mutant Kraid with her kamehameha gun it gave me all the warm fuzzies, my mom used to do the same

If your mom looks like Samus tell her to call me

Also absolutely eyewateringly hilarious that anyone at Nintendo would even come within one light-year of describing Samus as motherly considering what happened with Other M

Hell, the Barry half of this is backpack dad and little girl, this is absolutely Capcom’s immediate response to TLoU

It’s also pretty funny how this was the first RE to come out after Last of Us and they extremely clearly pulled the crafting system directly out of that

I think when I did it I only did on weekdays? Might not have been EVERY day.

You can do the math, you got 29 seasons of about 22 eps per season, but two of those are half-seasons so ballpark 28x22, TAS is about 30 episodes or so, then the modern series are about DIS 50, PIC 30, LD 50, PRO 40 and SNW 30, plus 14 movies

Rough estimate: about 860 discrete ep/movies