Receptive Kenergy
@shmaesh.bsky.social
Adult Human Criminal
ne/nem/nir
ne/nem/nir
Is there a good way to say 'yeah, she's gonna divorce you my guy'
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is there a good way to say 'yeah, she's gonna divorce you my guy'
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i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
I like dating cis men because they're either extremely manageable and predictable or actually eggs
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I like dating cis men because they're either extremely manageable and predictable or actually eggs
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🖊️ Are you a thick femme with a tragic lack of bite marks? You may be entitled to compensation*
*Plz let me bite you
*Plz let me bite you
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
🖊️ Are you a thick femme with a tragic lack of bite marks? You may be entitled to compensation*
*Plz let me bite you
*Plz let me bite you
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Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Dont speak to me or my clit ever again
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when men tell me what they think I should do
June 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
when men tell me what they think I should do
That said, this is still a speed record hatching wow
I'm an experienced egg handler, don't worry
I did really trans sex with the man last night and it's possible I have disrupted his Gender System
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That said, this is still a speed record hatching wow
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Showing this to the man like 'this is us' (I am the horse)
saw a video of someone getting too close to a horse and managed to pause it on an incredible frame
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Showing this to the man like 'this is us' (I am the horse)
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I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
reviews of my pussy juice are coming in
far too rich to supply a substitute for butter
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
reviews of my pussy juice are coming in
I forgot man friend's little friend's boyfriend's name so I've been calling him Bird Juice for three weeks after he made the mistake of telling a story about a bird eating it against his bike helmet and the 'juice' going in his mouth
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I forgot man friend's little friend's boyfriend's name so I've been calling him Bird Juice for three weeks after he made the mistake of telling a story about a bird eating it against his bike helmet and the 'juice' going in his mouth
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always "where did you even find a minions bathing suit" and "this is trespassing i'm calling the cops" never "how are you jerry"
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
always "where did you even find a minions bathing suit" and "this is trespassing i'm calling the cops" never "how are you jerry"
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David Lynch was right but I personally would suggest skipping the first step.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
David Lynch was right but I personally would suggest skipping the first step.
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god i love men. love their fucked up popeye forearms and the way they lope around like a werewolf
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
god i love men. love their fucked up popeye forearms and the way they lope around like a werewolf
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happy international mens day to this guy
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
happy international mens day to this guy
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I deserve all of your money
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I deserve all of your money
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The only people it's ok to just be rude to in public for no apparent reason are Salvation Army bellringing douches. If they ask you for money it's fine to loudly exclaim 'EW, NO'
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The only people it's ok to just be rude to in public for no apparent reason are Salvation Army bellringing douches. If they ask you for money it's fine to loudly exclaim 'EW, NO'
change one letter and ruin a candy
sourpatch skids
sourpatch skids
change one letter and ruin a candy
Spittles
Spittles
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
change one letter and ruin a candy
sourpatch skids
sourpatch skids
dudes rock
People talk about their kids' births as being the most glorious moments of their lives but for me it was when I was high on drugs and climbed a clock tower and edged all the way around the narrow ledge at the top to avoid a police helicopter spotlight.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
dudes rock
Gonna ask if he wants to get pegged in honor of Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gonna ask if he wants to get pegged in honor of Men's Day
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for international men's day i'm going to the corner store for cigarettes & not coming back
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
for international men's day i'm going to the corner store for cigarettes & not coming back
I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I say I'm fine but I've actually had the Enterprise theme stuck in my head for weeks
OK so when I get a dog I am torn between Dad's suggestion of naming them Spite and my lifelong dream of naming a dog 30 Helens
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
OK so when I get a dog I am torn between Dad's suggestion of naming them Spite and my lifelong dream of naming a dog 30 Helens
can we get bannet for telling people we hope they get shinzo abed yet
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
can we get bannet for telling people we hope they get shinzo abed yet