Sheriff of Portland
@sheriffofportland.bsky.social
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If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
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sheriffofportland.bsky.social
I get the point here I kinda wanna push back on this.

We've had three elections about this. Everyone has noticed and they've definitively picked sides
goldwagnathan.bsky.social
We are living through the most consequential shift in the constitutional government of the United States in over a hundred and fifty years and nobody seems to have even noticed yet.
mikeblack114.bsky.social
Congress no longer holds the power of the purse, the executive can just do whatever they want with federal monies
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
You ever think about how many world slaying stand up routines we'll never get the chance to hear bc the author was just a little too high when they came up with it?
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jesshebert.bsky.social
Next weekend: @pdxbroadsides.bsky.social are the last programmed concert for OryCon.* Ever. We're going to sing 'er out in a blaze of glory. Who's coming? #filk #music @orycon.bsky.social
Black and white poster with three humans, one making heart hands. "The PDX Broadsides FInal OryCon-Cert" Saturday 10/18 10 PM at Portland Lloyd Center Doubletree
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
Cosign
ceaubin.bsky.social
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:

I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.

So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
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dloitz.bsky.social
Just heard a couple big bangs in SW Portland? Anyone else? #portland
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
"They Pull A Knife, You Blow Up A Giraffe. He Sends One Of Yours To The Hospital, You Send One Of Them To The Bouncy Castle."

- The Inflatables (1986)
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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eric-reinhart.com
New article out this month on how doctors become fascists.

50% of German physicians joined the Nazi Party––twice the proportion of any other profession. US doctors today are arguably the most conservative in the world, and we're heading along a similar path.
drive.google.com/file/d/1CAk9...
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musicologyduck.bsky.social
this is really crappy and this account does it dozens of times a day to people who are often putting themselves at risk to take the photos and videos it rips off
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
This really fucking sucks!!! I’m not even paid to be here by an outlet, so doing this is just fucking me personally!
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
Hey I think i figured out how this dumb motherfucker got brain worms
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svartflagg.bsky.social
Today in Portland, a fed shooting pepper balls from the roof of the ICE facility was so eager to aim for people’s heads, that after shooting one photographer in the head and another in the upper arm, they accidentally shot a DHS agent in the head. This photo shows the moment of impact;
Riot cops standing a street with less-lethal weapons, and one in a gas mask has a cloud of pepper dust around his helmet.
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
I have def heard of this and its brilliant
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jaynegallaghe20.bsky.social
Listen, if people don’t like this they have a choice. Just like with Disney and Twitter. There is power in how one acts not reacts to such a thing, should it occur. What you have control of and what YOU do is what matters.
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chadbourn.bsky.social
US beef prices have now reached a record high.
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
Good game. Caleb really did try to help you out a little bit
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deucemason.bsky.social
NEWW podcast on where the Kings sit after 2 preseason games.

What has stood out to you?

P.S. YANG HANSEN IS FUN

www.youtube.com/live/S0sgU-A...
sheriffofportland.bsky.social
@thethirdbench.bsky.social iykyk. Thanks for jumping on this ride with me. It is only up from here