Sheriff of Portland
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If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
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December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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At the Japanese steakhouse I'm going to tonight with 15 people to celebrate my wife's 50th birthday, I'm going to eat enough food to choke Erick Erickson
Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the stupidest tweets ever written
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
At the Japanese steakhouse I'm going to tonight with 15 people to celebrate my wife's 50th birthday, I'm going to eat enough food to choke Erick Erickson
Rip City united that was garbage. Cheer for yourselves
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Rip City united that was garbage. Cheer for yourselves
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*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Halftime, Palantir Meta Contact Lenses Bowl, 2033*
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
And now, two six year old children will attempt to putt a golf ball into the giant Donald Trump Mouth for a chance to win a polio vaccine
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holy shit it’s actually, like, for real nice outside today
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
holy shit it’s actually, like, for real nice outside today
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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i know nothing about competitive gaming but if your competition starts banning trans people and you don’t leave and then women start leaving and you don’t leave, that says something about you
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
i know nothing about competitive gaming but if your competition starts banning trans people and you don’t leave and then women start leaving and you don’t leave, that says something about you
Ok so I think i actually have the inspiration for my first open mic bit
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ok so I think i actually have the inspiration for my first open mic bit
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Fuck you this joke was hilarious in my head
Everyone here at this party is exactly as funny as they think they are (complimentary)
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fuck you this joke was hilarious in my head
Everyone here at this party is exactly as funny as they think they are (complimentary)
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everyone here at this party is exactly as funny as they think they are (complimentary)
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Helloooo friends! 4 more tags that need to be filled for the NAYA gift drive for Indigenous Homeless & Foster Teens that are left out of most traditional gift drives.
These asks are so simple and it will really boost your spirits to help fill these asks!
Claim what you want and I’ll DM you -
These asks are so simple and it will really boost your spirits to help fill these asks!
Claim what you want and I’ll DM you -
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Helloooo friends! 4 more tags that need to be filled for the NAYA gift drive for Indigenous Homeless & Foster Teens that are left out of most traditional gift drives.
These asks are so simple and it will really boost your spirits to help fill these asks!
Claim what you want and I’ll DM you -
These asks are so simple and it will really boost your spirits to help fill these asks!
Claim what you want and I’ll DM you -
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It was never about “doing things the right way”
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It was never about “doing things the right way”
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It can't be overstated how impressive this version of the Blazers has been. Down so many bodies, playing such a tough schedule.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It can't be overstated how impressive this version of the Blazers has been. Down so many bodies, playing such a tough schedule.
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unhappy?
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
unhappy?
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
There might not be ethical consumerism through capitalism but there is making your voice heard and threatening to cancel and it resulting in getting my cellphone bill LOWERED after needing to add a line and phone anyways.
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
There might not be ethical consumerism through capitalism but there is making your voice heard and threatening to cancel and it resulting in getting my cellphone bill LOWERED after needing to add a line and phone anyways.
It's a good thing I'm getting whisky drunk tonight
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It's a good thing I'm getting whisky drunk tonight
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Meyers Leonard collab when?
Pat McAfee put out a song titled Dookie and it's much worse than any dookie you could imagine
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Meyers Leonard collab when?
Jesus Christ stop giving air to the dumpster fire
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Jesus Christ stop giving air to the dumpster fire
Well I've woken up pretty righteously angry at the world today lets go burn some shit down
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Well I've woken up pretty righteously angry at the world today lets go burn some shit down
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I see they remade COCAINE BEAR
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I see they remade COCAINE BEAR
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Blake is automatic ‼️
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Blake is automatic ‼️
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Yang Hansen was on G-League assignment Thursday, suiting up for the @ripcityremix.bsky.social!
How did he look? Our @trailblazers.bsky.social insider @highkin.bsky.social breaks it down from Chiles Center.
How did he look? Our @trailblazers.bsky.social insider @highkin.bsky.social breaks it down from Chiles Center.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Yang Hansen was on G-League assignment Thursday, suiting up for the @ripcityremix.bsky.social!
How did he look? Our @trailblazers.bsky.social insider @highkin.bsky.social breaks it down from Chiles Center.
How did he look? Our @trailblazers.bsky.social insider @highkin.bsky.social breaks it down from Chiles Center.