Sheriff of Portland
@sheriffofportland.bsky.social
If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
Love this for you.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Love this for you.
Yeah were doing the family thing Saturday and i just grossly underestimated planning for food otherwise this week because no one wants to cook twice (and I dont blame them)
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah were doing the family thing Saturday and i just grossly underestimated planning for food otherwise this week because no one wants to cook twice (and I dont blame them)
Pecan is the best
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Pecan is the best
My kingdom for an edit feature
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My kingdom for an edit feature
Ok I got whisky instead. Im hosting music bingo
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ok I got whisky instead. Im hosting music bingo
I will of you do
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I will of you do
Said the same thing to the discord. Lfg
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Said the same thing to the discord. Lfg
Hate this woman.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hate this woman.
100 percent. I just found myself annoyed that my first instinct was to say "no way thats real" instead of what should have been "batshit crazy but amazing"
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
100 percent. I just found myself annoyed that my first instinct was to say "no way thats real" instead of what should have been "batshit crazy but amazing"
You thought you could come into our house?!?
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You thought you could come into our house?!?
Wait why the fuck wouldnt it be returnable
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Wait why the fuck wouldnt it be returnable
Omgggggg. Still need to watch the burn you gave me tho
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Omgggggg. Still need to watch the burn you gave me tho