Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday!
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“If you got beef, your problem, not mine.” ~MJB
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📍Where I wanna be ~Donnell Jones
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I love being Black. My God. I love my people. ✊🏽
Exactly. 🤢
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Exactly. 🤢
And it’s FYE!
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And it’s FYE!
LOL!
This year instead of Christmas caroling, I think we should all link up and go to door acting like we finna sing but we actually gone beat the fuck out the men that wasted our time this year. Sounds good?
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
LOL!
If I must make a choice between being locked in a room with an alligator or Joseline Hernandez, I’m not taking my chances with the Puerto Rican princess.
Y’all arguing about a tea page and joseline outside like this.
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
If I must make a choice between being locked in a room with an alligator or Joseline Hernandez, I’m not taking my chances with the Puerto Rican princess.
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Rachel McAdams in her first thriller movie since Red Eye? INJECT IT IN MY VEINS
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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No we don’t. That sh!t was terrible.
Do we really need ANOTHER 28 Years Later???
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No we don’t. That sh!t was terrible.
Adam! Bwahahahaha!!!
YOU HAD THAT SHIT ONNNNN out there looking like a bat signal for the IGotMyLifeTogetherNow-s
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Adam! Bwahahahaha!!!
LOL!
Did y'all survive y'alls homecoming "I been wonted chu" hot breath messages?
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
LOL!
This is spectacular.
Lol this what they mean when they say somebody pussyfooting
those margiela tabis. paying $1300 for camel toe when you got moose at home.
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is spectacular.
Just grab me some salmon, saffron, and vanilla extract.
If I see anyone stealing from the grocery store, I’m personally just going to mind my business. Everyone should just mind their business.
October 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Just grab me some salmon, saffron, and vanilla extract.
You’re most welcome.
Thank you! 🙏🏾
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
You’re most welcome.
A face.
October 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A face.
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Hey yall, for my 35th bday I’m asking for help. Please donate if you can, and share if you can’t.
To the Black women in the unemployment boat with me, I see you.💙
Thank yall so much.
To the Black women in the unemployment boat with me, I see you.💙
Thank yall so much.
Donate to Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet, organized by JaVe B.
Hey everyone! My name is JaVe. Today is my 35th birthday and I am coming to y… JaVe B. needs your support for Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet
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October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey yall, for my 35th bday I’m asking for help. Please donate if you can, and share if you can’t.
To the Black women in the unemployment boat with me, I see you.💙
Thank yall so much.
To the Black women in the unemployment boat with me, I see you.💙
Thank yall so much.
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Ice cold water gonna save my life every time.
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ice cold water gonna save my life every time.
SMH.
Plenty late enough
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
SMH.
It’s 8:08 AYE EM.
Orrrrr you wear the pajama bottoms and I'll wear the top. Let's spice it up and I'll Winnie the Pooh it.
October 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s 8:08 AYE EM.
Say what now?!
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Say what now?!
Love that for you.
Amazing that the tension in my hips just melts away after getting folded up
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Love that for you.
Can you not?
When I say dress it up and make it real for me, this is what I mean!
*squints*
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Can you not?
When I tell you that I am UNDONE!
October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When I tell you that I am UNDONE!
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Smelling like somebody emptied the vacuum bag 🤢
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Cum stinks when you got a nasty diet too 😭. It shouldn't be coming out all dusty smelling like sourdough starter
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Real talk, lot of niggas can’t get it up and keep it up cuz they dehydrated! Put the soda and liquor down and pick up some WATER!
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Just know that whenever someone chooses to post something on social media, there’s always an opportunity for them not to post it. But they still do.
October 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just know that whenever someone chooses to post something on social media, there’s always an opportunity for them not to post it. But they still do.
Never SEENT it!
I never seen anyone fry tilapia before that’s so brave
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Never SEENT it!