A Mouse By Any Other Name
@shadysam.bsky.social
She/Her • Pro-Choice • Atheist • Polyamorous
Part-time shitposter
Part-time shitposter
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much like predatory humans, the mantis gets its victims to lower their guard by pretending to be religious
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
much like predatory humans, the mantis gets its victims to lower their guard by pretending to be religious
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Face down, ass up, that's the way I lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs after tripping over a fucking cat.
December 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Face down, ass up, that's the way I lay in a crumpled heap at the bottom of the stairs after tripping over a fucking cat.
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Gift ideas for polyamorous people:
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Gift ideas for polyamorous people:
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
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made soup from scratch but it tastes funny cuz i used laughing stock haha ha this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
made soup from scratch but it tastes funny cuz i used laughing stock haha ha this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
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i love posting my thoughts online. now they're your problem.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
i love posting my thoughts online. now they're your problem.
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at least tomorrow is friday
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
at least tomorrow is friday
My gynecologist will never know the depths that I go to to make sure it all is presentable for our annual date.
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My gynecologist will never know the depths that I go to to make sure it all is presentable for our annual date.
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I don’t have time to be dead
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I don’t have time to be dead
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what i really want to know is whenaburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
what i really want to know is whenaburger
Smashmouth would not be relevant these days if not for Shrek
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Smashmouth would not be relevant these days if not for Shrek
I’m a perfectionist which doesn’t mean everything I do has to be perfect; it means nothing I do will ever be perfect.
October 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I’m a perfectionist which doesn’t mean everything I do has to be perfect; it means nothing I do will ever be perfect.
I can’t control what people think about me and that’s okay. It’s okay to be misunderstood; not everyone in this world will understand you.
September 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I can’t control what people think about me and that’s okay. It’s okay to be misunderstood; not everyone in this world will understand you.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
I made Tylenol brownies and fed it to the whole neighborhood. Everybody’s getting autism now.
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I made Tylenol brownies and fed it to the whole neighborhood. Everybody’s getting autism now.
Jimmy Kimmel > Donald Trump
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jimmy Kimmel > Donald Trump
I swerved to avoid a buzzard enjoy his morning roadkill.
Carry on, enjoy your carrion.
Carry on, enjoy your carrion.
September 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I swerved to avoid a buzzard enjoy his morning roadkill.
Carry on, enjoy your carrion.
Carry on, enjoy your carrion.
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i’m gonna be drinking a lot tonight so please excuse me if i get a little silly (it’s just water, but who knows what could happen after my third glass)
August 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i’m gonna be drinking a lot tonight so please excuse me if i get a little silly (it’s just water, but who knows what could happen after my third glass)
I should be able to open a tab at the coffee shop.
August 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I should be able to open a tab at the coffee shop.
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Cats love cozy spaces
August 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Cats love cozy spaces
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It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It pisses me off that gay people are hated mostly because of some poorly translated ancient outdated book full of other bullshit idiots base their entire lives on. Religion is a curse, man.
You can always have a little scream
as a treat.
as a treat.
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You can always have a little scream
as a treat.
as a treat.
Once again it is Free Starbucks day. Which is to say it’s my birthday.
August 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Once again it is Free Starbucks day. Which is to say it’s my birthday.
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if you're not supposed to pick scabs how come our fingernails fit so perfectly under their edges. you question god's design
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
if you're not supposed to pick scabs how come our fingernails fit so perfectly under their edges. you question god's design
I just don’t believe how any self respecting person could support Donald Trump after everything he’s done to them.
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I just don’t believe how any self respecting person could support Donald Trump after everything he’s done to them.
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