Shadow Panda, esq
@shadowpandaesq.bsky.social
That other place sucks. Expecting Dad. Cybersecurity Architect. Thoughts are my own.
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
WHAT IS HAPPENING
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
WHAT IS HAPPENING
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
Ordered this while waiting for this
Ordered this while waiting for this
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@sheaserrano.bsky.social
Ordered this while waiting for this
Ordered this while waiting for this
Central/Western was so much fun in college. Honestly don’t know where the “rivalry” came from but just an awesome weekend regardless of where it was.
Some of the 2026 NFL Draft prospects I'll be watching today with an eye towards the Lions. I'll be in KZoo for CMU/WMU to watch one of them in person
Lions potential draft prospects to watch over Halloween weekend
Lions potential draft prospects to watch over Halloween weekend
lionswire.usatoday.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Central/Western was so much fun in college. Honestly don’t know where the “rivalry” came from but just an awesome weekend regardless of where it was.
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
We live in the worst timeline. What is wrong with all of us.
60 years is plenty of time for this to become a good costume idea, which it is.
Julia Fox’s Halloween costume was Jackie Kennedy right after the assassination of her husband.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
We live in the worst timeline. What is wrong with all of us.
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Best we ever did was Barky McFly
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Best we ever did was Barky McFly
I would follow Sarah into hell to read her insights. Oh. Wait. Have we been there the entire time?
Marvelous writing as always but prescient in this shitty timeline.
Marvelous writing as always but prescient in this shitty timeline.
New article! On the shutdown, a nation treated as prey, and the meaning of leverage: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-shutdown
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would follow Sarah into hell to read her insights. Oh. Wait. Have we been there the entire time?
Marvelous writing as always but prescient in this shitty timeline.
Marvelous writing as always but prescient in this shitty timeline.
Just exceptional writing. Plus basketball!
my long-form essay in BASKETBALL FEELINGS this week is about why it’s so apparently difficult to assign blame in the nba's latest gambling scandal
plus: the limits of interpretation (moral, and otherwise), and chauncey billups’ 1997 rape allegations being treated as amnesia'd history in all of this
plus: the limits of interpretation (moral, and otherwise), and chauncey billups’ 1997 rape allegations being treated as amnesia'd history in all of this
Fault’s kaleidoscope
Why it's proving difficult to pin blame in the NBA's newest gambling scandal, and the limits of interpretation.
www.basketballfeelings.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just exceptional writing. Plus basketball!
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Those are Wemby’s families now
Anthony Davis and Dereck Lively have families, Zach! This cannot stand!
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Those are Wemby’s families now
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They said the window was closed. Too much change. This is what happens, they said, when your cabinet gets raided.
One problem.
Dan Campbell doesn’t have a cabinet. Dan Campbell is the cabinet.
Welcome to Detroit. Home of the NFL’s most resilient football team.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
One problem.
Dan Campbell doesn’t have a cabinet. Dan Campbell is the cabinet.
Welcome to Detroit. Home of the NFL’s most resilient football team.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
They said the window was closed. Too much change. This is what happens, they said, when your cabinet gets raided.
One problem.
Dan Campbell doesn’t have a cabinet. Dan Campbell is the cabinet.
Welcome to Detroit. Home of the NFL’s most resilient football team.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
One problem.
Dan Campbell doesn’t have a cabinet. Dan Campbell is the cabinet.
Welcome to Detroit. Home of the NFL’s most resilient football team.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
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New people on Bluesky, welcome. This is the most important podcast you can listen to. These words all make sense to everyone else here.
Tech CEO and kitchen oaf Rachael Leigh Cook gets Hallmark-wasted, Leans Out, and, with the help of Bobby Bacala's calzone triptych, learns that McKinseying her little sister's love life only puts her in the path of wine clowns.
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
Apple: bit.ly/3K1ybqQ
Amazon: bit.ly/3K4oV5d
Spotify: bit.ly/41StkhI
138 - Josie and the Gilrbosses
YouTube video by It's Christmastown
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
New people on Bluesky, welcome. This is the most important podcast you can listen to. These words all make sense to everyone else here.
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I wrote up the Red Hat breach. doublepulsar.com/red-hat-cons...
Red Hat Consulting breach puts over 5000 high profile enterprise customers at risk — in detail
I look inside the breach of Red Hat.
doublepulsar.com
October 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I wrote up the Red Hat breach. doublepulsar.com/red-hat-cons...
THIS IS JOURNALISM
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
THIS IS JOURNALISM
So Aidan Hutchinson is back back.
September 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
So Aidan Hutchinson is back back.
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Meek Mill is in for a treat
September 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Meek Mill is in for a treat
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Sir a 4th Pablo Torre episode has hit Steve Ballmer
September 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sir a 4th Pablo Torre episode has hit Steve Ballmer
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The Aces are terrifying
September 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The Aces are terrifying