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Zach Harper
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I’m that one guy from the other thing.

Cinephobe wherever you get podcasts.
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Get buckets. I’m not arguing with you here.
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New Cinephobe!

🏒🦆The Mighty Ducks🦆🏒

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social quack their way to a Pee Wee championship thanks to a widdle drunk driving, gerrymandering and money laundering.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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ALERT: To respect centuries of tradition, today I shall be watching the dog show and renaming all the dogs. (Peacock won't let me take screenshots so I am literally taking pictures of my television. WHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS, PEACOCK?)
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The Athletic Pulse Thanksgiving Draft Vol. II is weird, sick and fun.
Zach Harper gets my vote purely on the 18 year old Scotch and gravy as an entree. I’m assuming gargantuan giblets are involved.
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
NOW it’s Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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It's called consistency.
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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The last few minutes of this game has felt like the Kings were playing against the Kings.
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
For a team that has made back-to-back deep playoff runs, the Wolves aren’t very smart in tight games.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Starting now!
Going to be on the Association Weekend Edition on NBA TV today at 4pm PT/7pm ET with Alexis Morgan and @talkhoops.bsky.social. Make sure you tap in as we whip around the NBA.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Going to be on the Association Weekend Edition on NBA TV today at 4pm PT/7pm ET with Alexis Morgan and @talkhoops.bsky.social. Make sure you tap in as we whip around the NBA.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Friday, November 24, 2023: the Pistons lost their 13th straight game in Indiana.

Monday, November 24, 2025: the Pistons have a chance to win their 13th straight game in Indiana.

Coincidence?
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“What’s Jimmy supposed to do there? Flail his arms and hit his head on the ground?” — Fitz on a very obvious Butler foul. Fitz never stops selling
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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New Cinephobe!

👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵

@talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues.

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November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Bill Kennedy is forever a showman
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Based solely on their 98 run, I would suggest following Scotland wherever they go in the World Cup
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥

Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Like the Blazers mixing in more pass and cut action for Shaedon Sharpe. Let him attack space, let him get downhill without it purely being pick and roll.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What’s happening here
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No the Brandon Ingram with different initials
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Stacey King has never seen a replay that didn’t end with Bulls ball.
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
BRANDON INGRAM DID A THING
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of my favorite league pass things is a biased broadcast saying how a replay review will go and then the opposite happens with the review.

Just happened in Philly. Had a funny one with Houston last night.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Lil Yachty brought a PSP with Raw vs Smackdown 2006 on it to MSG
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Just locker room crime and corruption
"The message is not that Trump is innocent, it's that *everyone is guilty.* Everyone assaults women, cheats on their taxes, uses public office for private gain. Propriety and following the rules? That stuff is for suckers. In a world of grift and graft, the most corrupt man should be king."
Why Trump can't make the Epstein scandal go away
His ordinary scandal management techniques are not working.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Future NBA Classics game.
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 PM