The Haters Guide to Pro Cycling
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World’s foremost Wout van Aert detractor.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
A Scot doing all he can to escape America.
Trans 🏳️⚧️ rights are human rights.
Free 🇵🇸 Palestine
A Scot doing all he can to escape America.
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"Antifa storming the French beaches on June 6th 1944."
My dad’s dad was part of the evacuation of Dunkirk with the Black Watch. He spent 4 years fighting the fascists. My mom’s dad was part of the Royal Engineers in North Africa, spending 4 years fighting the fascists on that front.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
My family is ANTIFA to its core.
Thinking it’s a day to make chili
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking it’s a day to make chili
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me and my mutuals showing up in the replies when a big account says we should license cyclists
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
me and my mutuals showing up in the replies when a big account says we should license cyclists
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Catching up on the Womens CX, and it really needs someone else to hit form. As much as I love Lucinda Brand, this is pretty dull stuff.
Fast forwarding to the mens race, now.
Fast forwarding to the mens race, now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Catching up on the Womens CX, and it really needs someone else to hit form. As much as I love Lucinda Brand, this is pretty dull stuff.
Fast forwarding to the mens race, now.
Fast forwarding to the mens race, now.
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Lance Armstrong had to make secret trips to Italy to do this and had to keep his blood in a fridge.
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Lance Armstrong had to make secret trips to Italy to do this and had to keep his blood in a fridge.
Got Bluesky replied on a post about people trolling for Bluesky replies.
I fucking love this app!
I fucking love this app!
I'm not sure exactly what "joke" you are referring to. I'm guessing you're referring to how youth pastors are arrested for sexual assault of children literally every week?
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Got Bluesky replied on a post about people trolling for Bluesky replies.
I fucking love this app!
I fucking love this app!
Transphobes: “when did they start making everyone be trans?”
Me: “it all started when Roger Taylor turned up on set for the video to I Want to Break Free.”
Me: “it all started when Roger Taylor turned up on set for the video to I Want to Break Free.”
a woman with blonde hair and a bow in her hair is wearing a pink shirt and tie .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair and a bow in her hair is wearing a pink shirt and tie .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Transphobes: “when did they start making everyone be trans?”
Me: “it all started when Roger Taylor turned up on set for the video to I Want to Break Free.”
Me: “it all started when Roger Taylor turned up on set for the video to I Want to Break Free.”
Is there a more over done joke than the youth pastor joke?
bUt, ThU bLuEsKy AtHeIsTs!
I get it, y’all cooked your brains with the uncut stuff and need to feel better about yourselves by finding someone to sneer at.
It was a little bit funny the first time, now you just sound like haters.
bUt, ThU bLuEsKy AtHeIsTs!
I get it, y’all cooked your brains with the uncut stuff and need to feel better about yourselves by finding someone to sneer at.
It was a little bit funny the first time, now you just sound like haters.
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there a more over done joke than the youth pastor joke?
bUt, ThU bLuEsKy AtHeIsTs!
I get it, y’all cooked your brains with the uncut stuff and need to feel better about yourselves by finding someone to sneer at.
It was a little bit funny the first time, now you just sound like haters.
bUt, ThU bLuEsKy AtHeIsTs!
I get it, y’all cooked your brains with the uncut stuff and need to feel better about yourselves by finding someone to sneer at.
It was a little bit funny the first time, now you just sound like haters.
Every time I watch JMU, they have like 3 of these.
Wayne Knight fights through several tackles and goes 73 yards for a JMU TD
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Every time I watch JMU, they have like 3 of these.
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Wishing a joyous Krampusnacht to all who celebrate.
Public-domain image from Wikipedia.
Public-domain image from Wikipedia.
December 6, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Wishing a joyous Krampusnacht to all who celebrate.
Public-domain image from Wikipedia.
Public-domain image from Wikipedia.
It’s Friday night, and I accidentally took my Vyvanse twice again. Let’s fucking party!
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s Friday night, and I accidentally took my Vyvanse twice again. Let’s fucking party!
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
White conservative Americans defending Trump over Epstein bring the same energy as black Americans defending Michael Jackson for buggering wee boys.
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
White conservative Americans defending Trump over Epstein bring the same energy as black Americans defending Michael Jackson for buggering wee boys.
Imagine you dream of playing in a World Cup and when you make it, you have to go to Kansas City and play in a big, shitty, concrete bowl in 90+ degree heat.
Poor bastards.
Poor bastards.
Arrowhead's group stage schedule:
June 16: Algeria-Argentina or Austria-Jordan
June 20: Germany-Ivory Coast or Ecuador-Curucao
June 26: Tunisia-Netherlands or Japan-UEFA TBA
June 27: Jordan-Argentina or Austria-Algeria
June 16: Algeria-Argentina or Austria-Jordan
June 20: Germany-Ivory Coast or Ecuador-Curucao
June 26: Tunisia-Netherlands or Japan-UEFA TBA
June 27: Jordan-Argentina or Austria-Algeria
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine you dream of playing in a World Cup and when you make it, you have to go to Kansas City and play in a big, shitty, concrete bowl in 90+ degree heat.
Poor bastards.
Poor bastards.
THEYRE DOING THE FUCKING YMCA FOR HIM!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
THEYRE DOING THE FUCKING YMCA FOR HIM!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEDY SHOW EVER!!!
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You're talking about Montreal Expos 1995 draft pick #507 here
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You're talking about Montreal Expos 1995 draft pick #507 here
YES!!!!
HAITI IN SCOTLANDS GROUP!!!
THATS 3 POINTS!!!
HAITI IN SCOTLANDS GROUP!!!
THATS 3 POINTS!!!
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
YES!!!!
HAITI IN SCOTLANDS GROUP!!!
THATS 3 POINTS!!!
HAITI IN SCOTLANDS GROUP!!!
THATS 3 POINTS!!!
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
I’m sorry, but this FIFA show is objectively hilarious.
The fuck have they got that bitch, Brady up their for?
You couldn’t find a single proper football player in your country, America?
The fuck have they got that bitch, Brady up their for?
You couldn’t find a single proper football player in your country, America?
December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m sorry, but this FIFA show is objectively hilarious.
The fuck have they got that bitch, Brady up their for?
You couldn’t find a single proper football player in your country, America?
The fuck have they got that bitch, Brady up their for?
You couldn’t find a single proper football player in your country, America?
Did Infantino invite Trump and Kevin Hart so he’d be only the 3rd most annoying person on stage?
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did Infantino invite Trump and Kevin Hart so he’d be only the 3rd most annoying person on stage?
I’m terrified we end up in a group with the US. I mean, they’re shite and we’d pump them, but I’m terrified that’ll get me deported. Especially when we do the ‘packet o’ sweets and a cheeky smile’ song about Trump and Epstein.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
2026 World Cup draw: 'Scotland braced for preamble & banterfest'
Scotland in a men's World Cup draw is not a dream. It's really happening - and the boring preamble will be worth it, writes Tom English.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m terrified we end up in a group with the US. I mean, they’re shite and we’d pump them, but I’m terrified that’ll get me deported. Especially when we do the ‘packet o’ sweets and a cheeky smile’ song about Trump and Epstein.
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
Not enough people were killed
- Marco Rubio
- Marco Rubio
The U.S. is "comprehensively reviewing" its relationship with Tanzania after hundreds were killed in a violent post-election crackdown. n.pr/4ozEu3g
U.S. reconsiders Tanzania ties after deadly post-election crackdown
The U.S. is "comprehensively reviewing" its relationship with Tanzania after hundreds were killed in a violent post-election crackdown.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Not enough people were killed
- Marco Rubio
- Marco Rubio