One time, pre-COVID, I got really carried away with a Taiwanese-born broker and half the office heard me talking ridiculous shit about conservative areas of the Midwest.

This is an AI impression of what your average Wisconsinite looks like.

He’s heard Lincoln Riley is interviewing for other jobs and wants the USC job back, only so he can spend the next 3 years twitter beefing with Newsom.

Lane going to sleep tonight

Just scrolled past this again, and ‘flue poo’ is so good. This whole piece is art.

If everyone had just voted for Jill Stein, we’d all be at brunch right now.

Every time I’m out on him, he pulls me back in. True poster’s poster. I hate-love him so much.

I love chocolate labs so much. Our old boy, George, what he lacked in brains, he made up for with affection.