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Evangelical reactions to sex:
Pre-marital ❌❌❌❌
Extra-marital 🤷♂️
Pre-marital ❌❌❌❌
Extra-marital 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Evangelical reactions to sex:
Pre-marital ❌❌❌❌
Extra-marital 🤷♂️
Pre-marital ❌❌❌❌
Extra-marital 🤷♂️
I found a website for after rapture pet care. They promise that their administrator is a non-christian. This person is the one person they can't try to convert, which is probably the greatest perk of the job.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I found a website for after rapture pet care. They promise that their administrator is a non-christian. This person is the one person they can't try to convert, which is probably the greatest perk of the job.
I'm trying to break this cycle in my own family
Look, my father was a loud sneezer. And his father before him. I come from a long line of loud sneezers. It’s not much, but it’s honest work. (We get paid for how loud our sneezes are.)
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm trying to break this cycle in my own family
My father-in-law has been getting fartier.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My father-in-law has been getting fartier.
This is the best thing I've seen that talks about what it's like as a boy growing up in evangelical purity culture. youtu.be/DwD5FoXRCQ8?...
Purity Culture Hurts Men: The Cost of Christian Evangelical Biblical Manhood | Full Documentary
YouTube video by Un•Religiously
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November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
This is the best thing I've seen that talks about what it's like as a boy growing up in evangelical purity culture. youtu.be/DwD5FoXRCQ8?...
"Post-conflict fellatio"
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Post-conflict fellatio"
Reposted
You have to hand it to Nuzzi. She has a consistent methodology.
From Olivia Nuzzi's piece in 2024 about Joe Biden. Hm. Interesting.
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You have to hand it to Nuzzi. She has a consistent methodology.
I just started taking Lexipro, and I guess the drug works by making you too tired to feel anxious.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I just started taking Lexipro, and I guess the drug works by making you too tired to feel anxious.
A make a wish president.
every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A make a wish president.
Saw a Reddit post today where a parent posted a picture of a half eaten wild mushroom asking if it was poisonous and if they should take there kid to the hospital. A+ parenting. In a life and death situation always post first.
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Saw a Reddit post today where a parent posted a picture of a half eaten wild mushroom asking if it was poisonous and if they should take there kid to the hospital. A+ parenting. In a life and death situation always post first.
Nightmare on Elm Street hits different when you have insomnia.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Nightmare on Elm Street hits different when you have insomnia.
A diverse stand-up show in the North Shore of Massachusets is having Irish and Italian comics.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A diverse stand-up show in the North Shore of Massachusets is having Irish and Italian comics.
I have now watched all of the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I'm sort of shocked at how few horny dreams there were considering the entire franchise revolves around a pedophile invading teenagers' dreams.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I have now watched all of the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies. I'm sort of shocked at how few horny dreams there were considering the entire franchise revolves around a pedophile invading teenagers' dreams.
Laying hands on someone is evangelical second base
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Laying hands on someone is evangelical second base
I hope Sorkin is writing Molly's Game 2 staring Chauncy Billups.
October 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I hope Sorkin is writing Molly's Game 2 staring Chauncy Billups.
It feels like Patel and the FBI picked today to arrest Rozier and Billips to overshadow the start of the NBA season.
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It feels like Patel and the FBI picked today to arrest Rozier and Billips to overshadow the start of the NBA season.
The heartbreaking part about this is now I have to route for Virginia Tech.
Breaking News: The University of Virginia struck an agreement with the White House to remove the threat of a federal investigation, part of a Trump pressure campaign. It's the first public university to do so. nyti.ms/3Wgo2JR
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The heartbreaking part about this is now I have to route for Virginia Tech.
Wemby shouldn't exist, but I'm glad he does.
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wemby shouldn't exist, but I'm glad he does.
Being an ex evangelical is weird because I can say things like "I know a guy who played cello for Boris Johnson at Liberty University."
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Being an ex evangelical is weird because I can say things like "I know a guy who played cello for Boris Johnson at Liberty University."
He's just daring you to bust.
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He's just daring you to bust.
Big things happening on Nextdoor
October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Big things happening on Nextdoor
Remember when Tucker Carlson said that he visited by a demon? That must of been a really fucked up experience for the demon.
October 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Remember when Tucker Carlson said that he visited by a demon? That must of been a really fucked up experience for the demon.
Not an original thought, but how do delivery drivers have so many people to talk to on the phone?
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not an original thought, but how do delivery drivers have so many people to talk to on the phone?
r/bald on Reddit might be the most supportive place on earth. Tentative men finally shaving their heads, and a bunch of other dudes saying stuff like "Who's that handsome devil?"
October 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
r/bald on Reddit might be the most supportive place on earth. Tentative men finally shaving their heads, and a bunch of other dudes saying stuff like "Who's that handsome devil?"