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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids) More at: http://sdshaver.com
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Hey new people. I’m Steph. I’ve been a game dev for 30 years. I sold my first short story when I was 13. You probably haven’t heard of me.

I sometimes post photos of cats and food and kids. I also love weird disasters and…MURDER.
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I recall it not being the smash hit they wanted it to be. But I’m sure it made its money back.

The most memorable thing about THE SHADOW is Taylor Dayne’s “Original Sin” cover. It’s pretty, pretty good.
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They’re probably thinking of Alec Baldwin and THE SHADOW, which was NOT a hit but very similar.

IIRC we had Dick Tracy Happy Meals? And the Madonna role was hugely hyped. They marketed the crap out of that thing.
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Jesus I thought I had displays of graphic content turned off on this app.
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Just a devastating, slow burn takedown that at first seemed like a simple thread on button holes. BUTTON HOLES.

Also the alt text.
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Can you guess which buttonhole is handmade? 🧵
A single brown buttonhole on brown fabric. Two yellow buttonholes on a navy fabric.
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Two people I never want to piss off: Jamelle and the work wear guy.

Like, their dunks are so precise you could do spinal surgery with them.

They also dress better than me.
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Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
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This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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I called this back when the news broke she might be taking over at CBS: lack of experience, connections, and inability to rise above her inner nature will sink her.

But then again: our current president.

If Caitlin were truly objective, that’s the analogy she’d make. But she’s not. So we ratio.
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I just listened to @trufelman.bsky.social’s excellent Articles of Interest episode on Catholic regalia and that’s how I know Fr Dowling is wearing a most sacred and holy poncho, aka the chasuble (also: not the Roman chasuble!).
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Yeahhhh I just found a local news org with video (starts here: bsky.app/profile/unra...) and just, wow.

Notice how Fr Dowling has his hands covered with a veil of silk while he's holding the monstrance? It's so holy that you do not touch it with bare hands.
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Father Larry attempts to walk toward the detention center.

ISP prevent people from moving forward. Lieutenant Col Bradley says he's making a call and dialing the ICE facility, but also says people may be waiting a while.
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Got my second shingles shot Friday. Surprising no one I feel like garbage today.

Pneumonia vaccine is next in the pipe and I guess I need to pick a weekend when I want to feel like couch crashing because my body is highly protective of its organs and white blood sells, APPARENTLY.
a cartoon character says inferior human organs on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character says inferior human organs on the bottom
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Iain is great. He has a sweet charm.

Last few seasons haven’t really rung my bell, though I did love Nelly enough last season to give her a follow on socials.
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This is a GBBO post.

My picks for the finalists:

- Tom
- Jasmine
- Wildcard!
— either Iain or Lesley
— really rooting for Lesley. She has kindly British dowager energy

I’m probably wrong about both because Aaron has been doing better, but his consistency is all over the place.
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I remember the Padres/Rockies wildcard that went into 13 innings and ended when Trevor Hoffman was brought in to close and blew the save.

2007. Mom and me sitting on the couch, softly crying at our loss.

Congrats, Mariners. Let’s go make some fucking news.
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I came in late to socials so got to see everyone’s reactions in reverse. It’s been a delight.

Especially this one:
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Being vocal in politics *clearly* isn't a problem. There are female reps who do it all the time.

But DC is built on relationships, and KP has clearly has issues with relationship building, and it sounds like it's because she's horrible to work with.

Also as a note: games industry! Very similar!
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As one of the OG Katie Porter -- I'm not going to say "fans", because as the poster said, DON'T STAN POLITICIANS FOR CHRISSAKES -- supporters? -- I've watched her rise and fall with a measure of sadness.
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Okay, I really don’t want to keep talking about this, since frankly - I hate KP. She’s an example of toxic management, and I saw what she did to my friends.

But I’m really disturbed by the number of women, specifically white women on Threads and on here, justifying her cursing at staff.
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Going to be honest: Threads going to bat for Katie Porter is one of the most 🫠 things I've seen today...

And really speaks to my ongoing belief we shouldn't stan politicians. At all.

Fellow Dems, hold politicians accountable for their work, not for who you THINK they are only on camera.
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They taste like a sick lady's lemon perfume after she's been out all night carousing with turkey vultures and rolled in the garbage for a bit before collapsing on her vinyl-covered sofa.

I can get more specific if you need.
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tbh, there was a "health" app I was using to acquire certain medications this year that had an AI coach and it was painfully obvious and very bad!
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(pats her Lackadaisy speakeasy ♣️ lapel pin) hot damn and hell yeah.

Sat next to Tracy for years in the office next door. The skillz. The skillz.
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@ironspike.bsky.social @lackadaisy.bsky.social As seen in a Toronto Hot Topic this afternoon :)
Some Lackadaisy pins in a Hot Topic in Toronto Ontario Canada.
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Time for the annual “how do I spookify Steph/Paddock/Shaver without alerting the authorities?” quandary.

This is about as good as I can do.
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I came for Nightmare Before Christmas and Hocus Pocus last night, and today it’s Meyer lemons. This whole app will have me bean dad’d by noon.