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Steph (Paddock || Shaver)
@sdshaver.com
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Personal account chockablock full of dumb takes. Mamawizard, urgency wrangler + horrible goose. Jira/Yargle/HA enthusiast. Former: Blizzard, Simutronics. Write as Shaver // Work as Paddock on @mtgarena.com (she/her/Braids)

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d-do Jace and Vraska count?
Jace and Vraska, two characters from MtG. She has snakes on her head. He is a total nerd. They look, uh, happy?
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Prep. Except the tacos. Those are tacos.
Cranberry sauce and turkey stock on the stove. Also tacos.
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Ever since I saw one of the Green brothers do it I can’t stop playing Connections in “hard mode” (getting purple first).
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Boba wants to play with the crows soooo bad.
A cat sitting on a windowsill, looking out a window. In the distance on top of a house are two crows.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Hell yeah.
Pork rib roast with a golden crust. One of the rib chops with roasted cauliflower and sweet potato mash.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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This place has a rose lassi and I’ve never seen or had one before but I am in looooove.
Partially consumed glass filled with a thick, pale pink liquid.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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DEV LEAD: So I’m thinking a Friday deploy —

ME:
A post from a madman on Truth social saying SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH! Unfortunately he is also the president.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I am laughing too hard at this.
A man in a shiny metallic jacket holding a microphone in front of a laser background. The head of John Brown is superimposed behind him. The words “AM NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH SOMEONE THAT JOHN BROWN WOULD HAVE SHOT” are on the screen.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Added rice cake ovalettes (tteokguk tteok) to our turkey soup tonight. Om nom nom.
Pot of soup and two bowls. A large black ladle.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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This is my kid kicking the ever-loving shit out of some wooden boards. ❤️ 🥋
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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A woman in glasses grinning maniacally.
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Saw an apothecary cabinet. Bought an apothecary cabinet.
A narrow freestanding cabinet made of dark wood. Twelve mini drawers, one large open section, and two drawers at the bottom. It is fitted with brass-like catches and carved with Traditional Chinese characters for various herbs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Slowly upgrading the script that wakes up my kids.

- Now checks school calendar to verify school is in session
- Flips Xan’s Hatch light on
The visual editor from Home Assistant, verifying school is on.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Probably the last thing I will harvest this year: this came from two scallions I planted in the ground. When I dug them up, I discovered that they had doubled! Cool.
Scallion whites with extremely long roots.
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Clay Mann, a DC artist. It's a remix of this image from "The Trinity".
Awesome art of Wonder Woman, Batman, and Supes all posing and looking down toward the viewer.
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Siri, show me the worst, most garbage “feature” ever.
Screenshot from the Apple Music settings Song Transitions Beginnings and endings of songs blend together seamlessly. Albums and some genres will still play without transitions. AutoMix unavailable while using AirPlay. Transition Style AutoMix Songs transition at the perfect moment, based on analysis of the key and tempo of the music. Crossfade
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Youngest asked for a “healthy” lunch today. We collaborated and came up with this.
An assortment of food in an orange plastic divided container. The food includes ham, fresh mozzarella, yogurt, assorted vegetables, and pretzel chips.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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The new canning lids are cuuute.
Assortment of jars with canning lids on. the lids are in various patterns of blue and purple
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The knit kit’s design makes me happy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I found my old knit kit. 🥲
A variety of knitting needles in different sizes and materials (metal and wood) along with folding scissor, a darning needle, and ring spacers all laid out on a pocketed green tapestry surface.
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Made pita chips to go with lunch. I should make pita chips more often.
A plate of perfectly brown and crisp pita chips.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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My sugar spoon, let me show you.
A skull shaped spoon in a jar of sugar.
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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I gathered up all the green tomatoes a few weeks ago but only tonight got to turning them into chutney.
A messy stew of apples, chopped unripe tomatoes, onions, and spices.
November 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Let’s face it, orbs are fascinating to all genders.
A bearded wizard type lounging back while he ponders his orb
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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It was honestly hard to pick one.

If we were going with stills it would be this.
A man — actor Timothy Dalton —smiling in a very self-satisfied and villainous fashion in front of a photo of himself on the wall who has the exact same smile on.
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM