topher
@scjsundae.bsky.social
riding the bus made me gay
NSFW/18+ sometimes
toronto via minneapolis | he/they
NSFW/18+ sometimes
toronto via minneapolis | he/they
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Sorry I missed your call by staring directly at the screen and pressing decline.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sorry I missed your call by staring directly at the screen and pressing decline.
the other survivors on Pluribus are so infuriating, which is exhausting but also exactly how it feels watching society destroy itself for the Lying Machine
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the other survivors on Pluribus are so infuriating, which is exhausting but also exactly how it feels watching society destroy itself for the Lying Machine
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Autistic person whose special interest is Minneapolis
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Autistic person whose special interest is Minneapolis
my dog when I open the cupboard the peanut butter is in
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my dog when I open the cupboard the peanut butter is in
they never ask a question they just say something moronic about traffic or housing and if you're lucky it's not racist
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
they never ask a question they just say something moronic about traffic or housing and if you're lucky it's not racist
i can't believe i have to say this but Judy Hopps is a LESBIAN OBVIOUSLY
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i can't believe i have to say this but Judy Hopps is a LESBIAN OBVIOUSLY
a lot of people seem to be surprised to see writing this bad from a college student. I have unhappy news about typical college student writing.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
a lot of people seem to be surprised to see writing this bad from a college student. I have unhappy news about typical college student writing.
we need to brace ourselves for a whole lot of republicans using "Somalian" as the demonym for people from Somalia and likewise a whole lot of resist libs also earnestly using "Somalian" when they criticize the republicans
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
we need to brace ourselves for a whole lot of republicans using "Somalian" as the demonym for people from Somalia and likewise a whole lot of resist libs also earnestly using "Somalian" when they criticize the republicans
Next to Normal with Bridget Everett as Diana
Ragtime with literally anyone good, just please make it oh my god please
Assassins with Colman Domingo as the Proprietor and Lucas Hedges as the Balladeer
Ragtime with literally anyone good, just please make it oh my god please
Assassins with Colman Domingo as the Proprietor and Lucas Hedges as the Balladeer
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Next to Normal with Bridget Everett as Diana
Ragtime with literally anyone good, just please make it oh my god please
Assassins with Colman Domingo as the Proprietor and Lucas Hedges as the Balladeer
Ragtime with literally anyone good, just please make it oh my god please
Assassins with Colman Domingo as the Proprietor and Lucas Hedges as the Balladeer
accidentally thought about my best friend during For Good 😭😭😭
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
accidentally thought about my best friend during For Good 😭😭😭
u is second-person singular only, second-person plural is u'll 🧐
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
u is second-person singular only, second-person plural is u'll 🧐
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
my top 5 movie genres:
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
My top five movie genres:
I have pissed off every wise-cracking gangster in London
There is something deeply wrong with the director (complimentary)
we had a vision, some drugs, and $84
a monster in/is suburbia
my shitty, small town fucked me up, and now here comes little miss revenge
I have pissed off every wise-cracking gangster in London
There is something deeply wrong with the director (complimentary)
we had a vision, some drugs, and $84
a monster in/is suburbia
my shitty, small town fucked me up, and now here comes little miss revenge
My top five movie genres:
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
- nothing happens, extremely realistically
- city's beggars and street people organize to track down a serial killer of children, who is portrayed sympathetically
- four members of a pop band take an animated ride on an amber submersible
- two reporters report
- a train
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my top 5 movie genres:
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
-person vs grief
-a complicated mother
-about a place and the place isn't New York or LA
-young woman[1] is[2] self-assured
-makes me say wtf like Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Veep
[1] or homo
[2] or isn't
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Even if Chick-fil-a weren't cartoonishly evil, the act of eating there is culturally inextricable from proud, performative, gleeful homophobia. If you support the place nazis go to celebrate being nazis, you are carrying water for nazis.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Even if Chick-fil-a weren't cartoonishly evil, the act of eating there is culturally inextricable from proud, performative, gleeful homophobia. If you support the place nazis go to celebrate being nazis, you are carrying water for nazis.
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🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
the US franchise is such gutter trash lol, this is going to be so boring, yet again
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the US franchise is such gutter trash lol, this is going to be so boring, yet again
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
jacob frey and all his little goons can fuck off to Eden Prairie where they belong
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
jacob frey and all his little goons can fuck off to Eden Prairie where they belong
dick cheney has been named people magazine's sexiest man ali--
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
dick cheney has been named people magazine's sexiest man ali--
it could be worse, we could be Shea Couleé in the season 9 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
it could be worse, we could be Shea Couleé in the season 9 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race
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I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’ll never forget when I first met one of my favorite Canadians as a teen, and told her “I love Toronto.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
Her response was a sigh, followed by “All Americans do.”
this is also the energy Toronto brings to Toronto to be clear
The jays having one good inning and then spending three hours holding everyone hostage while they waste any and all goodwill is the energy Toronto brings to this nation, I just want Americans to know this
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this is also the energy Toronto brings to Toronto to be clear
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Nightmare on Yonge Street
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Nightmare on Yonge Street