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December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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the forward-facing ravens logo looks like a street fighter version of the limu emu
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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“Dear diary i wonder what Bobby angry throat ass up to this morning”
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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We’re gonna eat you. With forks.
Sen. Angus King on why Democrats caved: "It wasn't working."
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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These same bums will be asking us for cash at the next deadline; looking forward to sending this back to every Senate fundraising text
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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what about bringing it around town
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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it is the marshawn lynch approach to politics
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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We’re running the DEI Spread Option till they can stop it
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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wait did gundy get raptured
September 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Good hed from @apnews.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Yeah I got an editorial for you
September 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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you cannot be disparaged by your own words... people cannot attack you with your own ideas

if ones words are repeated and they are viewed unfavorably that is not a reflection of the one who repeats

it is a reflection of the author
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Thinking about him
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Finally, news we can trust
June 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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The notion that some line previous uncrossed was crossed today is fiction. They shot Dr. Tiller in his church DURING THE WORSHIP SERVICE because they disagreed with his politics.

Don’t you dare let their revisionist history go unchecked.
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Taylor Swift is a jam band.
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
August 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Congrats to Sen. Murkowski on the final passage of the bill she voted for.
July 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM