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John Scholvin

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Renaissance nerd. I write words on https://scholvin.com. he/him. Chinga la migra. Posts here are auto-deleted. Trolls/bad vibes are auto-blocked.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 7m

I first read this as “moving” but it works either way

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 17m

He could have blinded, maimed, or killed that man at that range. Sickening.

John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 33m

A poster of a soman staring at a bloody knife for THE EXQUISITE CORPSE BALL at Beat Kitchen in Chicago on Friday Oct 24. The lineup is:

The Good as U2
Kid Million as THE WHITE STRIPES
Daytonics as TAYLOR SWIFT
Tyrannosaurus R. as T. REX
Risky Tingles as THE ROLLING STONES

John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 33m

Chicago locals: my band of 30 (!) years, The Good, is playing our annual Halloween show on the 24th at Beat Kitchen. This year we're performing as U2, and indeed, I have been busy programming delays and shopping for the perfect black beanie to get my Edge on.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 43m

actual LOL

John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 1h

Not in this country for crimes against our Constitution, no. Some of them could be tried for crimes against humanity, though.

John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 1h

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 13h

John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 3h

This one's the most likely to shit his pants when he's handed over to the Hague.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?

MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 5h

President Blither is at it again.

And, not for nothing, someone in his circle who can read should probably tell the old man a shortage of which commodity finally led to Ceaușescu's downfall.

George Pearkes @peark.es · 5h

"We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil" is an all-timer. Thank you Mr President, we appreciate your insights.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don’t need to purchase it from China.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 8h

Come and get your own troopers before they beat some priest to death on 25th Avenue.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 9h

Get the FlightAware app. You can see the positions of planes and choppers in real-time, and then find their registration. The ICE support flights (illegally) have their transponders turned off, so they don't show in the app. That's the tell.

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John Scholvin @scholvin.com · 22h

He’s a mediocre quarterback. It’s obvious to anyone not wasted on hopium.