John Scholvin
@scholvin.com
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Renaissance nerd. I write words on https://scholvin.com. he/him. Chinga la migra. Posts here are auto-deleted. Trolls/bad vibes are auto-blocked.
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He’s a mediocre quarterback. It’s obvious to anyone not wasted on hopium.
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Stop trying to make Jeremy Allen White happen
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That 23% off target rate. Woof.
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Another Caleb pass to nobody. Daniels about to school him.
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It’s ok, we forge on 👊🏻
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Did you need another reason to cancel your Spotify sub and delete your account? Here you go.
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Spotify has reportedly been running ICE recruitment advertisements in the US.
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you look terrific!! Happy birthday <3
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I think the celery salt is a huge part of the magic.
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It looks like the FAA NOTAM banning drones over Chicago expired yesterday without being extended. But I noticed they opened a smaller one last week over Elwood, which is where the Meal Team 6 warriors from Texas are stationed.

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That one runs until Dec 5.
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Sure, I can’t talk or think and parts of me turn purple and sometimes half my face is 2” lower than the other half and I talk about heaven regularly at inappropriate times but don’t let that fool you I’m as healthy as a horse.
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We’re going to something similar tonight.
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A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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Today puts the beauty and heart of this city and her people on full display. After running through 29 neighborhoods, each packed with joyful fans and celebration, I’d challenge anyone to find a single runner among the 50,000+ who didn’t fall in love (or deeper in love) with Chicago.
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One year ago today at about this time, I was lining up for the Chicago Marathon. I have many feelings about it, but maybe top of the list today is just how clearly this day illustrates the lie of my city being a “hellhole.”
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Comiskey Park (even though he was a bag)
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They all have ski goggles but they’re all up on their foreheads. That’s not how they work.
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You’re not hype for the Josh Giddey era?
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Well, now Chicago can unite around trying to convince ourselves Caleb Williams is something better than mid
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Much easier with the Yankees out.
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This was not the birthday present you sought. Sorry man.
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Sorry, Cub fan friends. It was a good run. And if it’s any consolation, the Brewers are gonna get boatraced by the Dodgers.