Jowmbus
@schmunkulus.bsky.social
Lord brangst me ere fur sumthen, notta clue whut though.🫡
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Silly.Tupid.User.Pitiful.Intelect.Doofus
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(At your doorstep if you please👋😉)
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Silly.Tupid.User.Pitiful.Intelect.Doofus
=|Associate.Superior.Salesman|=
(At your doorstep if you please👋😉)
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if they sold alcoholic capri sun in the pouches i'd be done for
July 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if they sold alcoholic capri sun in the pouches i'd be done for
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my greatgrandnephew CyberJaxxon called me an e-bigot for refusing to submit retinal scans to OpenGPT 9 and vowed to rugpull my family's stablecoin. as a master of the old ways i went digging in his front yard without calling 811, severing his mandatory fiber optic cable. he was swiftly arrested
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
my greatgrandnephew CyberJaxxon called me an e-bigot for refusing to submit retinal scans to OpenGPT 9 and vowed to rugpull my family's stablecoin. as a master of the old ways i went digging in his front yard without calling 811, severing his mandatory fiber optic cable. he was swiftly arrested
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imagine cradling your newborn in your arms, looking into his eyes for the first time, and naming him Jeff
July 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
imagine cradling your newborn in your arms, looking into his eyes for the first time, and naming him Jeff
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Ah haha, heyy girlll, you wanna play some coolmathgames?
July 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ah haha, heyy girlll, you wanna play some coolmathgames?
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99 year old president. #raisinpresident
i will ONLY vote for someone age 95+ in the presidential election
July 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
99 year old president. #raisinpresident
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it’s not fair that bugs can bite you between your ass cheeks. like that should be out of bounds
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
it’s not fair that bugs can bite you between your ass cheeks. like that should be out of bounds
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grinding myself away on one of these
July 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
grinding myself away on one of these
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how do i cope with being a nerd
July 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
how do i cope with being a nerd
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View from my parents house.
July 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
View from my parents house.
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youre picking up the pieces of your first broken marriage. Im still trying to beat the lava level in the game you lent me
July 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
youre picking up the pieces of your first broken marriage. Im still trying to beat the lava level in the game you lent me
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hating crows is a huge red flag ngl
July 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
hating crows is a huge red flag ngl
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Fucked up how my girlfriend is totally fine with the cat, who literally drinks from the toilet's water reservoir btw, sitting on the bed but the moment I do so while wearing so-called "outside clothes" it's suddenly a problem.
Double standards to say the least.
Double standards to say the least.
July 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fucked up how my girlfriend is totally fine with the cat, who literally drinks from the toilet's water reservoir btw, sitting on the bed but the moment I do so while wearing so-called "outside clothes" it's suddenly a problem.
Double standards to say the least.
Double standards to say the least.
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ok, hear me out: Bacon By The Foot:
July 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ok, hear me out: Bacon By The Foot:
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i will ONLY vote for someone age 95+ in the presidential election
July 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i will ONLY vote for someone age 95+ in the presidential election
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the primal urge to fuck up
July 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
the primal urge to fuck up
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Time to relax and read my favorite book. Soviet bus stops
July 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Time to relax and read my favorite book. Soviet bus stops
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
July 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔
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navigating marshlands all gentle and froglike
June 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
navigating marshlands all gentle and froglike
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Suffering Man Syndrome
June 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Suffering Man Syndrome