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Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻‍🍳English👩🏻‍🏫 turned👩🏻‍🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
Pinned
Fuck rings. Wear my blood in a vial around your neck so I know it’s real.
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December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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If I hear one more rich MAGA dude say I should buy my health insurance from Amazon or Costco I’m never getting sick again
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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meet me in the clouds🌙✨
a cartoon pony is sleeping on a cloud with a mountain in the background
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December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You wanna ride the wave with me
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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So to catch yall up on life, I partnered with Keith Lee and Minnie’s Food Pantry for a Thanksgiving food drive and we fed over 4000 families.
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Baby, take me away
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Compare mental disorders and chill?
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All the world’s a stage
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Baby be my nicotine
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Smoke me down like a bad habit
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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ATTN GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: The VA sent out an announcement with a link for employees to self-report their disabilities. I wouldn’t do this if I were you. They’ll likely use it to discriminate against you.
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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And here's your earworm for the afternoon
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s not even 10 and I’ve already had 4 meetings this morning
a woman wearing a black shirt with a cross necklace and hoop earrings is featured on bravo
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December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Promise that you’ll find me somewhere on the other side
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Late night purgatory
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gimme a fuckin’ blunt
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Put a pencil to what an 18% Blue Tsunami swing will look like in the mid-terms.

Republicans are terrified.
NBC News projects: Matt Van Epps (R) wins TN-7 special election.

Trump won the district by 22 points in 2024.

Now with 90% of the vote in, Van Epps is winning by 4.1%.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM