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Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻‍🍳English👩🏻‍🏫 turned👩🏻‍🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
Pinned
Fuck rings. Wear my blood in a vial around your neck so I know it’s real.
It’s not even 10 and I’ve already had 4 meetings this morning
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December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Promise that you’ll find me somewhere on the other side
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Late night purgatory
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Gimme a fuckin’ blunt
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Put a pencil to what an 18% Blue Tsunami swing will look like in the mid-terms.

Republicans are terrified.
NBC News projects: Matt Van Epps (R) wins TN-7 special election.

Trump won the district by 22 points in 2024.

Now with 90% of the vote in, Van Epps is winning by 4.1%.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Even though we didn’t win in TN, the race was far closer than anyone expected. Incredible work, everyone!
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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night cold weary skies
chilly blankets engulfing
misty heavy eyes

#DailyHaikuPrompt #haiku
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You’re thinking I’m too rigid, or critical, or high maintenance, or whatever word gets slapped onto women who believe in setting high standards and making plans to achieve them
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Knife to the throat of my demons💋
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Talking does zilch when the comprehension level is in the fucking sewer
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December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“I’ve never met someone with a work ethic like yours.”

I’m what happens when you make a girl grow up too fast and has never had anyone in her corner for 34 years, so she’s had to do everything alone 🤷🏻‍♀️
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In a world who can’t be bothered with reading, I write letters
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The thicker the thighs, the sweeter the prize💅🏻💋
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sometimes, I find myself staring for hours
At how she moves to her own rhythm
Putting me in a trance
Reminding me
What it is to be free
Why fire will always captivate me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh, and to be clear, still applies whether you use filters or not💋
Everyone’s struggling financially right now -some more than others

You jumping on here & not only demanding people give you money, but also whining like a little pussy ass bitch when they don’t???? Over some nudes that’s got more filters than a water purification system?!?! Get the entire fuck out!
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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night comes

without the moon

without the stars

to your hollow heart
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The fact my queen got on Instagram and posted all her court outfits set to NDA . . . She reigns SUPREME
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December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Everyone’s struggling financially right now -some more than others

You jumping on here & not only demanding people give you money, but also whining like a little pussy ass bitch when they don’t???? Over some nudes that’s got more filters than a water purification system?!?! Get the entire fuck out!
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
She wanted to be in her soft girl era, but all the men she met wanted to be in their soft girl era, and someone had to be the man.

She is me
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM