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Hottie🐎Thick thigh nightmare💋👩🏻🍳English👩🏻🏫 turned👩🏻🔬Lover of🫎⛈️🌪️🌑🥘☕️🎶&✍🏻Nerdy & curvy👓🍑♓️♏️♐️♈️🖕🏻Unavailable🖕🏻
Garlic maple glazed salmon with butternut squash and bell peppers, topped with toasted almonds 😋
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Garlic maple glazed salmon with butternut squash and bell peppers, topped with toasted almonds 😋
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Cavatappi in a pesto cream sauce topped with roasted garlic, grape tomatoes, onion, and sun dried tomatoes, and burrata drizzled with a balsamic reduction annnd leftover yeast rolls that I sprinkled with Italian seasoning and toasted in the oven😋😋
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Cavatappi in a pesto cream sauce topped with roasted garlic, grape tomatoes, onion, and sun dried tomatoes, and burrata drizzled with a balsamic reduction annnd leftover yeast rolls that I sprinkled with Italian seasoning and toasted in the oven😋😋
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fuckin’ Saturday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Fuckin’ Friday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Every day, but ESPECIALLY today, fuck the patriarchy
Every day, but ESPECIALLY today, fuck the patriarchy
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Fuckin’ Friday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Every day, but ESPECIALLY today, fuck the patriarchy
Every day, but ESPECIALLY today, fuck the patriarchy
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
I don’t think anyone does. But if they do, they absofuckinglutely should tell me
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I don’t think anyone does. But if they do, they absofuckinglutely should tell me
Listennn!! I’m a fuckin’ puddle when it comes to being called mama!! That’s that shit I like😍😍
I’m doin’ pretty good. I worked and got some stuff done, fixed my charcuterie board earlier. Just had some of that and a glass of wine. . . Girl dinner😋
How are yooouuuuu?
I’m doin’ pretty good. I worked and got some stuff done, fixed my charcuterie board earlier. Just had some of that and a glass of wine. . . Girl dinner😋
How are yooouuuuu?
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Listennn!! I’m a fuckin’ puddle when it comes to being called mama!! That’s that shit I like😍😍
I’m doin’ pretty good. I worked and got some stuff done, fixed my charcuterie board earlier. Just had some of that and a glass of wine. . . Girl dinner😋
How are yooouuuuu?
I’m doin’ pretty good. I worked and got some stuff done, fixed my charcuterie board earlier. Just had some of that and a glass of wine. . . Girl dinner😋
How are yooouuuuu?
I’m a slut for a good char coochie board 😋
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m a slut for a good char coochie board 😋
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today!! 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today!! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Fuckin’ Thursday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today!! 🦃
Happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today!! 🦃
Sweet ‘n’ sour chicken😋😋
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sweet ‘n’ sour chicken😋😋
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
Shrimp Fra Diavolo on a bed of polenta 😋😋
Even though I’ve been up since 2:30 and worked 14 hours today, I tried a little harder with supper. Yuh girl is fuckin’ ti’ed😮💨😮💨😮💨
Even though I’ve been up since 2:30 and worked 14 hours today, I tried a little harder with supper. Yuh girl is fuckin’ ti’ed😮💨😮💨😮💨
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shrimp Fra Diavolo on a bed of polenta 😋😋
Even though I’ve been up since 2:30 and worked 14 hours today, I tried a little harder with supper. Yuh girl is fuckin’ ti’ed😮💨😮💨😮💨
Even though I’ve been up since 2:30 and worked 14 hours today, I tried a little harder with supper. Yuh girl is fuckin’ ti’ed😮💨😮💨😮💨
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Chicken fijita boats with roasted peppers 😋😋
I put like 0 effort into this and I feel like it shows. Had a rough day and didn’t feel like fucking with supper 😮💨
I put like 0 effort into this and I feel like it shows. Had a rough day and didn’t feel like fucking with supper 😮💨
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Chicken fijita boats with roasted peppers 😋😋
I put like 0 effort into this and I feel like it shows. Had a rough day and didn’t feel like fucking with supper 😮💨
I put like 0 effort into this and I feel like it shows. Had a rough day and didn’t feel like fucking with supper 😮💨
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
Made some hummus and it’s so fuckin’ good!! 😋😋
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Made some hummus and it’s so fuckin’ good!! 😋😋
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fuckin’ Sunday☕️I woke up paid & pretty💋Reminder: the church uses God as a pawn to justify their lack of morality & further political agendas that’ve been created to keep poor, especially minority, people from living. Church≠Good. Church=indoctrination of suppression& control🤙🏻
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻