Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
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Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
· Jun 21
Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball
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Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West).
First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?
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First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?
open.substack.com/pub/sarahenn...
Tom Steyer commercial! The seasonal delusional disorder is setting in
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Tom Steyer commercial! The seasonal delusional disorder is setting in
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
Listen, Aiden Hutchinson is handsome and a star. But how are we going to make a follicular comparison to Troy Polamalu please be serious
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Listen, Aiden Hutchinson is handsome and a star. But how are we going to make a follicular comparison to Troy Polamalu please be serious
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba noted the Seahawks are 2-0 when he wears a cowboy hat on game day. Said “you might see it again.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Hell yeah Jamarion, may this help you fully appreciate the new Robyn album
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hell yeah Jamarion, may this help you fully appreciate the new Robyn album
Thank you, Yale and Northwestern, for giving this early slate some LIFE
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thank you, Yale and Northwestern, for giving this early slate some LIFE
One thing I've learned from writing and editing Scamfluencers for four years: If someone is charming, don't let them anywhere near your money. You should want to hit your accountant with a brick
![An excerpt of Tim Appelo and Gary Baum's 2014 Hollywood Reporter interview with Dana Giacchetto, the money manager who stole millions from his celebrity clients: "[he] exudes the exuberant charm that persuaded hundreds of intelligent, worldly people to trust him with their money."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:umqwfr3g3z7utxiacridz47k/bafkreicvhwwetjygujsu6bewyvlqvue7dlx2pi4ftojjnc72pjbeft5lza@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
One thing I've learned from writing and editing Scamfluencers for four years: If someone is charming, don't let them anywhere near your money. You should want to hit your accountant with a brick
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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on MLB’s MVPs; sports bros with podcasts; the NBA’s mob ties; Nico is out in Dallas; YouTube TV and ESPN make up; and Wide Left's @arif.bsky.social on JJ “Nine” McCarthy's future with the Vikings.
🔶 Apple: bit.ly/4rikvJh
🔶 Spotify: bit.ly/4rg6ZpA
🔶 Apple: bit.ly/4rikvJh
🔶 Spotify: bit.ly/4rg6ZpA
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on MLB’s MVPs; sports bros with podcasts; the NBA’s mob ties; Nico is out in Dallas; YouTube TV and ESPN make up; and Wide Left's @arif.bsky.social on JJ “Nine” McCarthy's future with the Vikings.
🔶 Apple: bit.ly/4rikvJh
🔶 Spotify: bit.ly/4rg6ZpA
🔶 Apple: bit.ly/4rikvJh
🔶 Spotify: bit.ly/4rg6ZpA
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Reposted by Sarah Enni
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
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It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
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Reposted by Sarah Enni
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
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Be your own etsy witch
I add a new hockey logo to Josh Naylor’s jersey every day until the Mariners re-sign him
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Be your own etsy witch
It’s every team. Mariners and Storm hitting every elimination game, Kraken have gone to OT like 8 times already?? There’s a reason we started yell music
How do Seahawks fans do this
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s every team. Mariners and Storm hitting every elimination game, Kraken have gone to OT like 8 times already?? There’s a reason we started yell music
Audio dropped out of the UW v Purdue game and finally I know Football Zen
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Audio dropped out of the UW v Purdue game and finally I know Football Zen
If anyone in Los Angeles tells you they went outside of their home today, they're lying
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If anyone in Los Angeles tells you they went outside of their home today, they're lying
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Brandy Melville-ass unis tbh
LIVE UPDATES: The Patriots are taking the field in Foxborough in their new "Nor'easter" uniforms, looking to keep their hot streak going against the struggling Jets. Get live analysis here. on.nbcboston.com/hU5VOd9
Live updates: Patriots host Jets in primetime eyeing eighth straight win
The New England Patriots host the New York Jets in a Week 11 matchup at Gillette Stadium on Thursday night.
on.nbcboston.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brandy Melville-ass unis tbh
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on LAPD vs sports joy; pitcher indictments; Cooper Flagg: new loser; Ovechkin's stolen puck; and Baseball Bar-B-Cast's @jordanshusterman.bsky.social on covering
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on LAPD vs sports joy; pitcher indictments; Cooper Flagg: new loser; Ovechkin's stolen puck; and Baseball Bar-B-Cast's @jordanshusterman.bsky.social on covering
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY