Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
Podcasts x Books x Sports 💪 Currently following the Mariners and writing about it sarahenni.substack.com 🔱 Talking sports x pop culture on On the Bleachers 📣 sr producer Scamfluencers
Pinned
Sarah Enni
@sarahenni.bsky.social
· Jun 21
Going (Strategically) Insane About Baseball
⚾💙⚾💚⚾
open.substack.com
Join me as I shake off the long, dark winter by following my beloved @mariners.com all over the country as they strive for their first-ever World Series (or even just winning the AL West).
First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?
open.substack.com/pub/sarahenn...
First: why? Why this summer, why this team, why anything?
open.substack.com/pub/sarahenn...
Reposted by Sarah Enni
It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It does feel like we're all going insane. We *know* he's implicated in Epstein's abuse. He's lashing out, in a misogynistic way, when questioned about it. We know. Why isn't every news stations 24hour coverage of the president being a child abuser? It should be wall-to-wall
Not now, unending spider party
What is thought to be the world’s largest-known spider’s web, housing tens of thousands of arachnids, has been discovered in a cave on the Albanian-Greek border.
Arachnid super-web reveals the surprising 'constant party' life of cohabiting spiders
What is thought to be the world’s largest-known spider's web, housing tens of thousands of arachnids, has been discovered in a cave on the Albanian-Greek border.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not now, unending spider party
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Reposted by Sarah Enni
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Be your own etsy witch
I add a new hockey logo to Josh Naylor’s jersey every day until the Mariners re-sign him
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
Day 25: Atlanta Thrashers
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Be your own etsy witch
It’s every team. Mariners and Storm hitting every elimination game, Kraken have gone to OT like 8 times already?? There’s a reason we started yell music
How do Seahawks fans do this
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s every team. Mariners and Storm hitting every elimination game, Kraken have gone to OT like 8 times already?? There’s a reason we started yell music
Audio dropped out of the UW v Purdue game and finally I know Football Zen
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Audio dropped out of the UW v Purdue game and finally I know Football Zen
If anyone in Los Angeles tells you they went outside of their home today, they're lying
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If anyone in Los Angeles tells you they went outside of their home today, they're lying
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Brandy Melville-ass unis tbh
LIVE UPDATES: The Patriots are taking the field in Foxborough in their new "Nor'easter" uniforms, looking to keep their hot streak going against the struggling Jets. Get live analysis here. on.nbcboston.com/hU5VOd9
Live updates: Patriots host Jets in primetime eyeing eighth straight win
The New England Patriots host the New York Jets in a Week 11 matchup at Gillette Stadium on Thursday night.
on.nbcboston.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brandy Melville-ass unis tbh
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on LAPD vs sports joy; pitcher indictments; Cooper Flagg: new loser; Ovechkin's stolen puck; and Baseball Bar-B-Cast's @jordanshusterman.bsky.social on covering
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
New On the Bleachers! @zanopticon.bsky.social & I on LAPD vs sports joy; pitcher indictments; Cooper Flagg: new loser; Ovechkin's stolen puck; and Baseball Bar-B-Cast's @jordanshusterman.bsky.social on covering
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
the Mariners this postseason!
🔶Apple: bit.ly/47FBBJb
🔶Spotify: bit.ly/4nSVMYY
Reposted by Sarah Enni
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social never hold back from the LOTR refs. Always on point!
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social never hold back from the LOTR refs. Always on point!
@foxworthshow.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social joining the campaign
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
@foxworthshow.bsky.social @minakimes.bsky.social joining the campaign
Reposted by Sarah Enni
In 217 days people from all over the globe are going to congregate in LA to watch extremely intense sporting matches in public. What's the strategy to welcome these fans if we're tear-gassing anyone who dares to drink a Modelo on the sidewalk?
Winning streak
It's past time to expand LA's celebratory capacity to match the records of our world-champion teams
www.torched.la
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
In 217 days people from all over the globe are going to congregate in LA to watch extremely intense sporting matches in public. What's the strategy to welcome these fans if we're tear-gassing anyone who dares to drink a Modelo on the sidewalk?
Picked the right night to make movie plans
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Picked the right night to make movie plans
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Danny Dimes looking like a vampire, mid-gulp
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Danny Dimes looking like a vampire, mid-gulp
Reposted by Sarah Enni
Flipped from the Sounders to the Huskies and now I'm on the Kraken WHAT COULD GO WRONG
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Flipped from the Sounders to the Huskies and now I'm on the Kraken WHAT COULD GO WRONG
Reposted by Sarah Enni
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
time to sit back, relax and watch my alma mater play football