sam circle
@samecircle.bsky.social
writer, video artist, aspiring pedagogue based in brooklyn's buttcrack. i write lastweeksnewyorker.review
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i can’t believe he was shamed out of continuing the bamboo metaphor
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i can’t believe he was shamed out of continuing the bamboo metaphor
variety.com/lists/best-c...
this is not a bad list, but they really ought to have called it the 100 best english language comedies of all time. There are two French flicks on here, otherwise having NOTHING from Bollywood, Nollywood, eastern europe, Japan, is just insane and frankly xenophobic
this is not a bad list, but they really ought to have called it the 100 best english language comedies of all time. There are two French flicks on here, otherwise having NOTHING from Bollywood, Nollywood, eastern europe, Japan, is just insane and frankly xenophobic
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
variety.com/lists/best-c...
this is not a bad list, but they really ought to have called it the 100 best english language comedies of all time. There are two French flicks on here, otherwise having NOTHING from Bollywood, Nollywood, eastern europe, Japan, is just insane and frankly xenophobic
this is not a bad list, but they really ought to have called it the 100 best english language comedies of all time. There are two French flicks on here, otherwise having NOTHING from Bollywood, Nollywood, eastern europe, Japan, is just insane and frankly xenophobic
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If The Rule You Followed Brought You To This, Of What Use Was The Rule, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If The Rule You Followed Brought You To This, Of What Use Was The Rule, Charlie Brown?
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Somehow MARK SANFORD ends up looking like the reasonable one here.
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Somehow MARK SANFORD ends up looking like the reasonable one here.
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
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OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
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wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
wicked: for good. more like defying brevity! you won't need poppies for this box office "baum" to put you to sleep. this stinker prattles and tires and bores, oh my! if i only had an out!
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the exonerative voice takes an unexpected turn
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the exonerative voice takes an unexpected turn
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it feeds a dark impulse at the heart of suburban life but if anyone sold one of those video enabled bird cameras with a little punching glove on a robot arm that you could use to knock off squirrels you'd make a trillion dollars
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
it feeds a dark impulse at the heart of suburban life but if anyone sold one of those video enabled bird cameras with a little punching glove on a robot arm that you could use to knock off squirrels you'd make a trillion dollars
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
millennials prefer experiences, actually
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
millennials prefer experiences, actually
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Fuck it I'm going back to using commas.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fuck it I'm going back to using commas.
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lol this actor on Bridgerton thinks that not eating between breakfast and lunch is "intermittent fasting." I've tried that diet too! So far no results but it's only been a few years.
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
lol this actor on Bridgerton thinks that not eating between breakfast and lunch is "intermittent fasting." I've tried that diet too! So far no results but it's only been a few years.
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Huge dating fail. I said in my online profile I could use primitive tools to perform simple tasks. Date handed me a stick and waited for me to figure out how the fuck I was supposed to use it on the ant hill where we'd met for dinner. Also a larger male burst in and urinated on a bush to impress us.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Huge dating fail. I said in my online profile I could use primitive tools to perform simple tasks. Date handed me a stick and waited for me to figure out how the fuck I was supposed to use it on the ant hill where we'd met for dinner. Also a larger male burst in and urinated on a bush to impress us.
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
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i need a poster of this in my living room
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i need a poster of this in my living room
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
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turns out ansel adams got reincarnated as a traffic cam
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
turns out ansel adams got reincarnated as a traffic cam
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Watching A Canterbury Tale on TCM. I wish England was real.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Watching A Canterbury Tale on TCM. I wish England was real.
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I'm sorry did Woody Allen offer to edit an ad to "humanize the monster" or are we talking about a different Woody here?
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm sorry did Woody Allen offer to edit an ad to "humanize the monster" or are we talking about a different Woody here?
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This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life