ryan
@rywig.bsky.social
extremely (United) Methodist | often joking | he/him
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She didn't like a lose?! What a unique and novel thing.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
She didn't like a lose?! What a unique and novel thing.
watching It‘s A Wonderful Life and I wasn’t prepared for the bleakest alternate timeline…Mary becoming an unmarried librarian 😱
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
watching It‘s A Wonderful Life and I wasn’t prepared for the bleakest alternate timeline…Mary becoming an unmarried librarian 😱
perusing UM Clergy Group like
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
perusing UM Clergy Group like
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This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
Maybe this fixes the timeline?
The best thing Disney has done since Aladdin. Maybe the only thing that could get me into a movie theater on opening day ever again.
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
www.theverge.com/news/839434/...
Star Wars’ original theatrical cut returns to theaters in 2027
See Han shoot first.
www.theverge.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Maybe this fixes the timeline?
Putting in my application as campus pastor for BeastChurch when that launches.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Putting in my application as campus pastor for BeastChurch when that launches.
My veterinarian is sending emails addressed to my pets. This puts their understanding of pets into question, for me…
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My veterinarian is sending emails addressed to my pets. This puts their understanding of pets into question, for me…
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The Virgin Birth is the true response to "toxic masculinity"
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Virgin Birth is the true response to "toxic masculinity"
if you manage to fold this 10 times it will be tall enough to reach the moon
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
if you manage to fold this 10 times it will be tall enough to reach the moon
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Moses: oh hey you're back early
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Moses: oh hey you're back early
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
A lot of ministry is reaching out to people who swear they’re trying to get more involved in church, over and over, only to be ghosted 75% of the time.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A lot of ministry is reaching out to people who swear they’re trying to get more involved in church, over and over, only to be ghosted 75% of the time.
Advent II for the Narrative Lectionary is Ezekiel 37:
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Advent II for the Narrative Lectionary is Ezekiel 37:
Fully done with Grinchmas. I hate those Grinch costumes and all the Grinch paraphernalia. Find another theme for your damn Christmas parade float!
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Fully done with Grinchmas. I hate those Grinch costumes and all the Grinch paraphernalia. Find another theme for your damn Christmas parade float!
Me ‘n’ the boys just going hog wild on candle salads this holiday season.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me ‘n’ the boys just going hog wild on candle salads this holiday season.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
My barber was complaining about Shariah Law the other day so now I have to find a new barber 😩
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My barber was complaining about Shariah Law the other day so now I have to find a new barber 😩
Adderall's hitting good today
a man is screaming with the words " unlimited power " behind him
ALT: a man is screaming with the words " unlimited power " behind him
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November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Adderall's hitting good today
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Discourse commence. 📕
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Discourse commence. 📕
Orthodox Thanksgiving falls on December 4 this year.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Orthodox Thanksgiving falls on December 4 this year.
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We thank you also for those disappointments and failures that lead us to acknowledge our dependence on you alone. 📕
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We thank you also for those disappointments and failures that lead us to acknowledge our dependence on you alone. 📕
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Irony is dead.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Irony is dead.
Westminster John Knox has a YUGE ebook sale right now
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Westminster John Knox has a YUGE ebook sale right now
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When you see this logo, you know you’re about to have a terrible coffee experience
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
When you see this logo, you know you’re about to have a terrible coffee experience
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle