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extremely (United) Methodist | often joking | he/him
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Discourse commence. 📕
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Orthodox Thanksgiving falls on December 4 this year.
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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We thank you also for those disappointments and failures that lead us to acknowledge our dependence on you alone. 📕
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Irony is dead.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Westminster John Knox has a YUGE ebook sale right now
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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When you see this logo, you know you’re about to have a terrible coffee experience
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have been dutifully avoiding Wicked For Good spoilers and now that I’ve seen it…thats quite a shift from act one.
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Pretty pissed to learn that the HHS Secretary plagiarized my wedding vows.
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eating on the Rag’ as they say…
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Imagine showing up to the weekly cross burning like this. He must be so embarrassed!
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Half of the UM Clergy Group is people asking practical theological questions and boomers replying with answers based entirely on vibes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
kinda looks like Jesus is getting ready to spank the world here.

and honestly, we deserve it
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My favorite part of Frankenstein (2025) was when one of the characters says, "YOU are the monster," to Victor. I had never before considered this perspective on the story.
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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me when someone tries pulling some “the old testament god was spiteful” nonsense
The Old Testament is not contrary to the New:
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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how do large pokemon fit in pokeballs
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yesterday my eight-year-old gleefully called me over to show me that his Bing search for "criminal" included pictures of Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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It’s just wild that every month, we have a new group/person/company coming out like, “woke is dead. Here’s a straight pride shirt” and then two months later they reappear and say “we lost all our money. Here’s some woke”
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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When mainline churches don't have regular small groups at this point, I tend to wonder if their leaders are interested in growth or even survival. Just my opinion, though...
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Do the Odyssey in ancient Mycenaean armor, you cowards
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can someone please put horror movie trailer music behind this
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Y’all, I need people to collectively understand that we do not need to a) hand it to war criminals or b) defend/explain away the sexual assault of minors.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
me just before getting asked to leave thanksgiving dinner for bringing up Epstein island
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM