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Russell Ries
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Everyday I'm Russellin'
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ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me

CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Something something AI shadows on a cave wall

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December 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Is anyone ever not "on a roll on LinkedIn"?
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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There’s only one champion of American soccer and that’s Nashville SC.

#EveryoneN

cc @sixonefivesoccer.com
@benwright.bsky.social
@nscroadies.bsky.social
@opencup.ussoccer.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What random skill or ability do you think you’re in the top 10% of? For me it’s my control and accuracy when flapping out a new bedsheet. I probably wouldn’t compete for a World Championship but could surely win regionals kind of level
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The most interesting part of this story isn’t that the pipe bomber is MAGA. That was blatantly obvious. What should interest folks is that the FBI and DoJ hid that fact from you, and still haven’t made a statement. This info is coming from sources on the condition of anonymity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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All right, crafty folks.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
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This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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billionaires are CATEGORICALLY people who are comfortable making selfish, cutthroat, cruel decisions for personal gain and to the detriment of functional society. i do not recognize the legitimacy of their demands and i will have nothing to do with them 🤷‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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a lovely obituary but this in particular really got me
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Are you a professor of Being A Fuckin Dumbass
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Release the Epstein Files and the Boat video
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A reminder as you read this - Nashville is Tennessee's California 🦞
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Can somebody ask this dude what he is aware of? Like "Hey Mike, can you name something that is currently in the news of the country you are supposed to help govern?"
he's the Cal Ripken Jr. of never reading the news
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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the wrong people are insecure
December 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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SKULDUGGERY AFOOT IN THE TN 7th?? Google is sending push notifications saying that Matt Van Epps won the election. Clicking through the push leads to this. Anybody else get one of these??
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Just now— david shares this link to phone bank for Aftyn: www.mobilize.us/grassrootsde...
It's election day in TN-07. Join me this morning to phone bank for @aftynbehn.bsky.social at 11 AM ET. Aftyn is a proven leader and organizer. She'll feed kids, fix roads, and fund hospitals. Let's help her win 👇https://www.mobilize.us/grassrootsdemocratslahq/event/874335/
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM