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Huckster and charlatan. Underachiever. Constructive critic.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · Jan 14

"With that hat and that beard I thought for a second you were an old person."

- My Six Year Old Nephew

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 1d

Ya gotcher newn and midnoit, so quitcher whoinnin!

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2d

All my years of ninja training finally paid off when I was able to open a pull top can without alerting my cats

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 1d

My cats only ever get canned food out of pull tops, yet somehow a can opener has a siren song for them.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 1d

"I loved Sam Neil in The Piano, but this movie has almost no pianos in it."

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone spoken to you about reindeer and caribou?

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 10d

I have repeated your joke without quoting so it is now my joke.

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 13d

My cat: Though we are enemies, I will share a secret with you.

My girlfriend's cat: What is your secret?

MC: You can just shit *near* the cat box. No need to actually get in there.

MGC: Fascinating! I will start doing this both here and at home!

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 18d

I don’t consider myself indecisive

I’ll die on this fence

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 19d

Lyft should replace "Priority Pickup" with "Will Actually Wait Longer than a Hummingbird Takes to Fart"

rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 19d

Welcome to Los Angeles! Would you like to order a Lyft you'll never make before you get off the plane?

Every time, Lyft. Every time.

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21d

Please know that if you have ever reposted me, I have imagined you naked, floating in space, a universe of stars glittering behind your frozen corpse. You are beautiful.

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 22d

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 26d

For the Wilderpeople

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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 26d

It's not just the authoritarianism — it's how shameless, how *gleeful* this administration is about it

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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 26d

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Let’s be clear about what happened to Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s most brazen attack on free speech yet.

www.yahoo.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 26d

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

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rudemorgue.bsky.social @rudemorgue.bsky.social · 26d

The volume of people who don't understand that this is obviously a joke--a funny joke, too--is profoundly depressing.

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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26d

Jimmy Kimmel being censored has sent shockwaves throughout the antifa extremist leftist community, who were relying on his show for instructions on how to make chemical weapons

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 29d

America: where people mocking a dead Nazi podcaster suffer more consequences than a pedophile president

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Sep 14

one day they're an adorable little puppy and then before you know it they have a favorite weezer album

A Pekingese in a sweatshirt, the fur on their head brushed over a pair of oversized glasses, sticks out its tongue.

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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · Sep 14

There's something I need all of you to understand, especially fellow electeds: what I have done cannot be exceptional. I ask you to consider your oath. Don't leave me out to hang.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · Sep 14

Well said!

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