Royal Stuart
@royalbacon.bsky.social
Fatherhood, design, games and music
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find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
Only 143 days until the next game.
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Only 143 days until the next game.
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...World Series hero Miguel Rojas (Venezuela), Edgardo Henriquez (Venezuela), and manager Dave Roberts (born in Japan). What an incredible international team of immigrant champions!
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November 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
...World Series hero Miguel Rojas (Venezuela), Edgardo Henriquez (Venezuela), and manager Dave Roberts (born in Japan). What an incredible international team of immigrant champions!
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Congrats to Mark Walter, President of Guggenheim Partners and owner of the Dodgers, and his players Teoscar Hernández (Dominican Republic), Shohei Ohtani (Japan), Andy Pages (Cuba), Hyeseong Kim (South Korea), Kiké Hernandez (Puerto Rico), Yoshinobu Yamamoto (Japan), Roki Sasaki (Japan)...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Congrats to Mark Walter, President of Guggenheim Partners and owner of the Dodgers, and his players Teoscar Hernández (Dominican Republic), Shohei Ohtani (Japan), Andy Pages (Cuba), Hyeseong Kim (South Korea), Kiké Hernandez (Puerto Rico), Yoshinobu Yamamoto (Japan), Roki Sasaki (Japan)...
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Lol. My theory is that a critical mass of Mariners fans finally decided maybe they were ready to watch some of the WS and that's why this is happening. Sorry not sorry
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lol. My theory is that a critical mass of Mariners fans finally decided maybe they were ready to watch some of the WS and that's why this is happening. Sorry not sorry
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George Springer has completed his rehab assignment
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
George Springer has completed his rehab assignment
Sexy Stevie Mackey
Pretty sure I can’t pull that off, nor is it culturally appropriate for me to even try.
Pretty sure I can’t pull that off, nor is it culturally appropriate for me to even try.
Sexy combed cotton dressing gown.
sexy cube
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sexy Stevie Mackey
Pretty sure I can’t pull that off, nor is it culturally appropriate for me to even try.
Pretty sure I can’t pull that off, nor is it culturally appropriate for me to even try.
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can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
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Opening in theaters this weekend, Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere.
If you see it on a double date, make sure you get your seats at the box office, lest you miss out on the chance to respond to the cashier asking how many tickets you want with “I’d like 1-2-3-4!”
If you see it on a double date, make sure you get your seats at the box office, lest you miss out on the chance to respond to the cashier asking how many tickets you want with “I’d like 1-2-3-4!”
‘Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere’ Review: Springsteen’s Story, Before the Glory Days
The new Bruce Springsteen movie, starring Jeremy Allen White, focuses on the creation of his famous album “Nebraska.”
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October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Opening in theaters this weekend, Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere.
If you see it on a double date, make sure you get your seats at the box office, lest you miss out on the chance to respond to the cashier asking how many tickets you want with “I’d like 1-2-3-4!”
If you see it on a double date, make sure you get your seats at the box office, lest you miss out on the chance to respond to the cashier asking how many tickets you want with “I’d like 1-2-3-4!”
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Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
A master’s thesis in hilarity 🧵
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
A master’s thesis in hilarity 🧵
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
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Swamp Thing 88
October 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Swamp Thing 88
The word “occurrence” inexplicably has two c’s and two r’s in it.
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The word “occurrence” inexplicably has two c’s and two r’s in it.
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Helluva ballgame with the Tigers and Mariners. If you're fucking around on social media without also staring at your television right now, you are doing life poorly.
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Helluva ballgame with the Tigers and Mariners. If you're fucking around on social media without also staring at your television right now, you are doing life poorly.
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This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
I am not fearful — I am fearless.
We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
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Sixth time seeing the amazing Nation of Language, this time at The Showbox Market. They get better each time.
And this break in the middle of “Across That Fine Line” gets longer and more rewarding each time, too. @nationoflanguage.bsky.social
And this break in the middle of “Across That Fine Line” gets longer and more rewarding each time, too. @nationoflanguage.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sixth time seeing the amazing Nation of Language, this time at The Showbox Market. They get better each time.
And this break in the middle of “Across That Fine Line” gets longer and more rewarding each time, too. @nationoflanguage.bsky.social
And this break in the middle of “Across That Fine Line” gets longer and more rewarding each time, too. @nationoflanguage.bsky.social
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The guy who retrieved Cal Raleigh's 61st home run was wearing a shirt that said "DUMP 61 HERE"
...and a shirt underneath that said "DUMP 62 HERE"
Then he got to meet Cal after game!
...and a shirt underneath that said "DUMP 62 HERE"
Then he got to meet Cal after game!
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The guy who retrieved Cal Raleigh's 61st home run was wearing a shirt that said "DUMP 61 HERE"
...and a shirt underneath that said "DUMP 62 HERE"
Then he got to meet Cal after game!
...and a shirt underneath that said "DUMP 62 HERE"
Then he got to meet Cal after game!
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Mariners fans are feeling the emotions as they are three outs away from their first home postseason win since 2001
October 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mariners fans are feeling the emotions as they are three outs away from their first home postseason win since 2001