Ronaldo Duarte
LightNews LightNews
ronaldoduarte.bsky.social
Ronaldo Duarte
@ronaldoduarte.bsky.social
69 followers 61 following 54 posts
Posts Replies Media Videos
ronaldoduarte.bsky.social
* 1º show: Luan e Vanessa / Os Trapalhões
* Último: Oasis
* Próximo: não faço ideia
* Melhor: Green Day (sp 2010)
* Pior: Offspring (cwb 2008)
* Vi + vezes: Bad Religion (5x)
* Surpreendente: Mart'nália
* Inesquecível: Weezer
* Queria: The Who
* Quero: Alice in Chains
vermelho.bsky.social Mini Churros Alejandro del Morales™ @vermelho.bsky.social · 4d
* 1º show: q eu lembro? Moacyr Franco
* Último: Ratos de Porão
* Próximo: Superguidis
* Melhor: Radiohead (Rio, 2009)
* Pior: Avenged Sevenfold
* Vi + vezes: Los Hermanos (14x)
* Surpreendente: Os Mulheres Negras
* Inesquecível: Paul McCartney
* Queria: R.E.M.
* Quero: Portishead, MBV, Rush
screamyell.bsky.social Marcelo Costa @screamyell.bsky.social · 5d
* 1º show: Titãs (Taubaté, 1984)
* Último: Smack (11/2025)
* Próximo: Shonen Knife
* Melhor: Bruce Springsteen (SP, 2013)
* Pior: Kings of Leon (SP, 2005)
* Vi + vezes: Ira! (+de 30)
* Surpreendente: Sonic Youth (SP, 2000)
* Inesquecível: Leonard Cohen (FIB, 2008)
* Queria: Bowie
* Quero: Big Thief
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
babysonfire.bsky.social
bicho eu to PASSANDO MAL
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
herzoguian.bsky.social
Monka
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
perereco.bsky.social
Imagina que merda

Você passa num concurso foda

É alocado pra um lugar calminho, nada pra fazer

De repente chega um maluco lá que passa o dia inteiro arrotando, soluçando e vomitando fezes
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
anacronices.bsky.social
lula bolsonaro
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
culibox.bsky.social
omg the queer guevara
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
bootsmcgoot.bsky.social
Movie appreciator starter pack
Tweet by @CursedGloryHole: Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed" November 1st 2022 Tweet by @vineyille: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That's Chappie March 23rd, 2015 Tweet by @ShutUpMikeGinn: Why must a movie be "good"? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge? February 22nd, 2018
September 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
andrewqmr.bsky.social
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
capirotinho.bsky.social
Burro por esporte.
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
st3veb.bsky.social
Cant believe Bob Seconds won the Mexican Grand Prix. Well done Bob
A graphic from F1 media that says "30.3 seconds. Largest winning margin of the season". But the font they've used makes it look like it says Bob instead of 30.3
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Got some chili Pringles and wasn't expecting to see Mr Pringle's cum face
The Pringles logo with closed eyes and arched eyebrows
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ronaldoduarte.bsky.social
lembrei do @mariscofrances.bsky.social e de como tinha ficado com inveja dele quando ele contou que assistiu the book of mormon. alguns anos depois finalmente consegui assistir também 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
whatahellofawaytodad.com
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
marceloindaniel.bsky.social
Nunca tinha visto um beijão desses de mulheres no horário nobre da TV brasileira — nem uma gola cacharrel em Paraty (RJ)
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
iamrodrigo.bsky.social
Uma matrioska de adulteração
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
linhadotrem.bsky.social
Não sou filho de artista então preciso te chamar pra me assinar e receber 20 tiras por mês por 5 reaizinhos catarse.me/linhadotrem
quadro 1 - uma moça loira de óculos e jaleco em uma sala com plantas e cadeiras. Texto "filha de médico - herdou o consultório e os pacientes do pai quadro 2 - um rapaz usando um chapéu enorme de caubói numa paisagem rural - texto "quinta geração de latifundiários quadro 3 - um homem de meia idade de cabelos grisalhos e barba aparada grisalha, com olhos levemente esbugalhados, diante do prédio da câmara. Texto "político filho de político" quadro 4 - uma mulher morena elegante sentada em uma poltrona de couro com o cachorro do lado. Texto "herdou o comércio da família quadro 5 - uma moça de cabelo rosa segurando um violão. Texto "artista filha de art-" nesse momento um balão vem do próximo quadro gritando em letras grandes "NEPOBABY", enquanto a moça se assusta último quadro - o homem gritando tem cabelos castanhos, cara de ódio e está apontando um dedo pra moça do outro quadro. Texto "sócio do escritório de advocacia da mãe"
October 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
antlervel.vet
First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great
pattymo.com Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Oct 1
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
ramalho.org
O engenheiro George Ersatz, inventor do conector USB-A, faleceu em 13/set/2025.

Foi sepultado em uma linda cerimônia.

O caixão foi baixado na cova, içado de volta, virado 180º, baixado novamente, içado outra vez, virado 180º, e baixado uma última vez.

Descanse em paz.
September 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
rajandelman.bsky.social
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
elleisanisland.bsky.social
All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes
Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
charloh.online
oh my god someone slashed our tire
a car tire with a guitar strapped to it, along with a hat, wig, and sunglasses arranged to resemble the famous guitarist Slash
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by Ronaldo Duarte
csmfht.bsky.social
New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought
September 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM