RJ the Spooky Monarch
@rjank.bsky.social
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One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them) Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
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No worries! The added wrinkle the League part adds to this format makes it a little tough to translate for people familiar with standard Domain rules.
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The rule for Domain League is that the DM grants its domain to all monsters in the deck. Since Extra Joker becomes a tri-beast under Nerval's domain, it's eligible to be cheated out with Nerval's effect.
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The Tri-Brigades are fun DMs, because they can cheat out just about any link monster, meaning no link is a dead draft. So far, the funniest Tri-Brigade boss monsters in the cube are World Gears of Theological Demiurgy and Arcana Extra Joker.
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This cube is so close to being ready to draft for real. I'm really excited.
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This is my favorite deck I've arena drafted from my domain league cube yet.

The deck revolves around Swap Frog's Aqua domain giving it the ability to bin any LV1/2 monster, so it can mill a monster with GY utility to match almost any Therion it opens with, unlocking every other Therion in the deck.
A row of almost every Therion monster, followed by a row of dinky monsters that match their type: Sinister Serpent, Ronitoadin, Re-Cover, Spore, and Quilbolt Hedgehog.
On the bottom is a series of ED monsters the deck can summon, including Adamancipator Risen Dragite, Gacchi Gacchi Gantetsu, Onibimaru and Link Eria
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I think both of these terms are the stones thrown at revisionism by people who live in glass houses. Historical and theoretical revisionism are both problems in left spaces, but "tankie" and "anarkiddie" are the weapons of people who haven't even read enough history or theory to be revisionist.
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I've never had the flavor of something overcome such a dramatic smell L.
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This substance performs an almost magical feat by tasting very good, despite smelling uncannily similar to an in-use urinal cake.
A hand holding up a raspberry cream ghost energy drink in front of, appropriately, a secret lab gaming chair
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Hate it when the brain and body conspire against me. You're strong, and I believe in you!
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And unlike every other card in the format I've heard people say should be banned (e.g. FuFu, Oppression, Brio) this card enables no cool combos or plays, has no innate punishes, and can't be outed reliably. It subtracts a ton of gameplay and adds none back in return.
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There is ONE(1) card I think Edison would be better without, and it's this one.
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Iain writes really cool explorations into Yugioh's history and culture! If you aren't already following them and are the kinda person they're looking for, please consider helping them out! I'm sure this one's gonna be a banger.
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Hmm new video essay is written i think, but I'm potentially looking for input from more women adjacent people
Would be cool to like put in the voices of other women alligned people who are tired of people calling shit waifu in Yu-Gi-Oh to make the argument more persuasive
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thempireiain.neocities.org
Hmm new video essay is written i think, but I'm potentially looking for input from more women adjacent people
Would be cool to like put in the voices of other women alligned people who are tired of people calling shit waifu in Yu-Gi-Oh to make the argument more persuasive
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Scrolling Yugioh Bsky like

Post 1: I want a huge spider girl to paralyze me and wrap me in her web. I want to see 20 eyes regarding me as nothing more than pitiful prey. I need to feel her sucking out my liquified guts and using them to nurture her spawn.

Post 2: My Baby🥺 [QP'd Excavate Bot post]
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PleasepleasepleasepleaseHolyFuckPLEASE
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The fact that this is the most man-coded thing I've done in years was only mildly undermined by the fact that I was in my bridesmaid's makeup and had freshly shaven legs.
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After a verrrry long wedding day yesterday I spent my afternoon today with the couple in the sun and breeze chatting and extracting the last of an incredible pilsner out of this keg, and the vibes were immaculate.
rjank.bsky.social
After a verrrry long wedding day yesterday I spent my afternoon today with the couple in the sun and breeze chatting and extracting the last of an incredible pilsner out of this keg, and the vibes were immaculate.
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No I genuinely love it. It's very emblematic of the deck. Just like how the Dragoon decks were very often Dragoon feat. Dragoon.
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I love Dragon Master Magia feat. Dragon Master Magia
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Just did the math to learn that One Piece has a roughly comparable number of pages to the entire Cosmere.
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dire.bsky.social
i love the new card design trend of
"dark knights with black armor and red decals and green accents that have light blue/gray-ish hair and look like they're about a week away from realizing that they're women"
PLEASE keep printing more konami they're so gender
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Thank you for birthing days. Things would suck a little more if it was always night.
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Hey, I said you'd be surprised to hear it.