RJ the Spooky Monarch
@rjank.bsky.social
One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them)
Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
How I look getting he/himmed at the family function
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
How I look getting he/himmed at the family function
If dodging the incessant soul-sucking Christmas commercials and Whatnot ads isn't motivation enough to grab a Nebula subscription, @fdsignifier.bsky.social's most recent essay is an absolute banger, and Nebula's the only platform not censoring it into the ground rn.
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If dodging the incessant soul-sucking Christmas commercials and Whatnot ads isn't motivation enough to grab a Nebula subscription, @fdsignifier.bsky.social's most recent essay is an absolute banger, and Nebula's the only platform not censoring it into the ground rn.
Life is so good😭
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Life is so good😭
This is what dysphoria feels like vs what euphoria feels like to me.
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This is what dysphoria feels like vs what euphoria feels like to me.
I want to chew on Mokey Mokey
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I want to chew on Mokey Mokey
Me watching everyone else get their Legendary 5Ds decks while all the shipments are delayed in my town.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me watching everyone else get their Legendary 5Ds decks while all the shipments are delayed in my town.
HOLD UP I DID BETTER
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
HOLD UP I DID BETTER
Person with a heavy brow line and hooded lids trying to show off their eyeshadow like
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Person with a heavy brow line and hooded lids trying to show off their eyeshadow like
So what do we call this one?
I'm thinking "Lloyd Center Goth".
I'm thinking "Lloyd Center Goth".
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So what do we call this one?
I'm thinking "Lloyd Center Goth".
I'm thinking "Lloyd Center Goth".
Yo Y Wladfa indirectly mentioned!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yo Y Wladfa indirectly mentioned!!
Summertime Rendering seems glowingly reviewed, so I'm gonna give it its fair shot, but I am two episodes in, and I've never seen a thriller that respected its audience so little.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Summertime Rendering seems glowingly reviewed, so I'm gonna give it its fair shot, but I am two episodes in, and I've never seen a thriller that respected its audience so little.
IG keeps advertising this patent leather DMG fit to me, and it tortures me, because the waist on their XL is like 2 inches smaller than mine.
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
IG keeps advertising this patent leather DMG fit to me, and it tortures me, because the waist on their XL is like 2 inches smaller than mine.
Around Portland it's The Bowl.
It's a pile of seasoned rice and beans with Whatever The Fuck on top of it (usually avocados and olives are involved), slathered in curry sauce, Thai peanut sauce or salsa. It's everyone's lazy meal and restaurants run by moustached men also charge $10 for it.
It's a pile of seasoned rice and beans with Whatever The Fuck on top of it (usually avocados and olives are involved), slathered in curry sauce, Thai peanut sauce or salsa. It's everyone's lazy meal and restaurants run by moustached men also charge $10 for it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Around Portland it's The Bowl.
It's a pile of seasoned rice and beans with Whatever The Fuck on top of it (usually avocados and olives are involved), slathered in curry sauce, Thai peanut sauce or salsa. It's everyone's lazy meal and restaurants run by moustached men also charge $10 for it.
It's a pile of seasoned rice and beans with Whatever The Fuck on top of it (usually avocados and olives are involved), slathered in curry sauce, Thai peanut sauce or salsa. It's everyone's lazy meal and restaurants run by moustached men also charge $10 for it.
I can't believe I finally get to say this...
Day 1 on estrogen!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Day 1 on estrogen!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can't believe I finally get to say this...
Day 1 on estrogen!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Day 1 on estrogen!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
God soy curls are sooo good
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
God soy curls are sooo good
Second slide on Yugioh card lore.
The theme for both of these slides so far is "Wow you can really get away with saying anything if you never say it explicitly in words".
(Full slide notes in the alt text)
The theme for both of these slides so far is "Wow you can really get away with saying anything if you never say it explicitly in words".
(Full slide notes in the alt text)
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Second slide on Yugioh card lore.
The theme for both of these slides so far is "Wow you can really get away with saying anything if you never say it explicitly in words".
(Full slide notes in the alt text)
The theme for both of these slides so far is "Wow you can really get away with saying anything if you never say it explicitly in words".
(Full slide notes in the alt text)
Gotta say, if there is a secret New World Order cabal, they're sure getting their asses handed to them in the taking-over-a-world-devoid-of-god's-light-and-bathed-in-fire-and-the-blood-of-children contest by a bunch of terminally divorced dumbasses doing it right out in the open.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Gotta say, if there is a secret New World Order cabal, they're sure getting their asses handed to them in the taking-over-a-world-devoid-of-god's-light-and-bathed-in-fire-and-the-blood-of-children contest by a bunch of terminally divorced dumbasses doing it right out in the open.
Encountered one of my favorite, most handsome lads on my way home from coffee this morning.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Encountered one of my favorite, most handsome lads on my way home from coffee this morning.
I thought I was losing it, so I even went to find the clip. Behold: Aang hair
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I thought I was losing it, so I even went to find the clip. Behold: Aang hair
Little-known fact about me: I love schmancy soaps. I have a whole pantry of them on a shelf in my closet. Today I got to try this new one I got at a wedding and it may be my favorite ever.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Little-known fact about me: I love schmancy soaps. I have a whole pantry of them on a shelf in my closet. Today I got to try this new one I got at a wedding and it may be my favorite ever.
This one card alone starts so many rabbit holes
November 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This one card alone starts so many rabbit holes
This presentation is already going places
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This presentation is already going places