RJ the Spooky Monarch
@rjank.bsky.social
One way out. Yugioh's premier limited format mad scientist and general strike enthusiast. (they/them)
Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
Find me on YouTube @TheRJB0 and at https://twitch.tv/rj_the_jank_monarch
Maomao would have caught Kira.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Maomao would have caught Kira.
If you like Dubai chocolate I'm begging you to try Iraqi food.
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you like Dubai chocolate I'm begging you to try Iraqi food.
Suddenly having wistful flashbacks to Chazztira.
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Suddenly having wistful flashbacks to Chazztira.
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Happy 30th anniversary to Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, the finale of the Heisei era of Godzilla films!!
To celebrate, I made a retrospective examining the film and its legacy!
For now it's exclusive to patrons! Just a dollar or more!
www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...
To celebrate, I made a retrospective examining the film and its legacy!
For now it's exclusive to patrons! Just a dollar or more!
www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...
Godzilla vs. Destoroyah: A 30 Year Anniversary Retrospective | Thempire Iain
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December 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Happy 30th anniversary to Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, the finale of the Heisei era of Godzilla films!!
To celebrate, I made a retrospective examining the film and its legacy!
For now it's exclusive to patrons! Just a dollar or more!
www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...
To celebrate, I made a retrospective examining the film and its legacy!
For now it's exclusive to patrons! Just a dollar or more!
www.patreon.com/posts/godzil...
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Okay I said this, but then I responded to AoT discourse on IG, and every reply I've gotten so far has been "AoT isn't a right-wing story or a left-wing one. It challenges the viewer by facing them with the gritty reality that [right-wing fallacy]"💀
I'm barely holding back Attack on Titan discourse today after a short I just saw about it. I will not discourse. Discourse is the mind killer, the little de
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Okay I said this, but then I responded to AoT discourse on IG, and every reply I've gotten so far has been "AoT isn't a right-wing story or a left-wing one. It challenges the viewer by facing them with the gritty reality that [right-wing fallacy]"💀
Found a seasonally appropriate use for my biblically accurate jack-o'-lantern.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Found a seasonally appropriate use for my biblically accurate jack-o'-lantern.
Taking off makeup with jojoba oil is great for a number of reasons, including the fact that it briefly makes me look like a viking from a 2010s TV show about vikings.
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Taking off makeup with jojoba oil is great for a number of reasons, including the fact that it briefly makes me look like a viking from a 2010s TV show about vikings.
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Except for adult potter fans, you're still allowed to bully them.
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Except for adult potter fans, you're still allowed to bully them.
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The concept of not housing trans women in women's prisons because it might make cis prisoners uncomfortable fucking blows my mind
Like you're never gonna believe this but I don't think the cis women even like the being put in cages part either
Like you're never gonna believe this but I don't think the cis women even like the being put in cages part either
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The concept of not housing trans women in women's prisons because it might make cis prisoners uncomfortable fucking blows my mind
Like you're never gonna believe this but I don't think the cis women even like the being put in cages part either
Like you're never gonna believe this but I don't think the cis women even like the being put in cages part either
I'm barely holding back Attack on Titan discourse today after a short I just saw about it. I will not discourse. Discourse is the mind killer, the little de
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm barely holding back Attack on Titan discourse today after a short I just saw about it. I will not discourse. Discourse is the mind killer, the little de
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"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.
This nerd thinks about "genetics" and "bloodlines" during sex. Idk about you, buddy, but I have sex with people because they're hot and I think they'll be fun to have sex with.
December 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This nerd thinks about "genetics" and "bloodlines" during sex. Idk about you, buddy, but I have sex with people because they're hot and I think they'll be fun to have sex with.
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The implicitly racist messaging here is hidden by a clever strategy of highly implausible deniability.
December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The implicitly racist messaging here is hidden by a clever strategy of highly implausible deniability.
I dreamed I had a house (hah) and was trying to sell it, and the agent was telling us we should be ready to appeal to "ahegao lesbians", apparently a major force in the real estate market.
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I dreamed I had a house (hah) and was trying to sell it, and the agent was telling us we should be ready to appeal to "ahegao lesbians", apparently a major force in the real estate market.
I ain't got a wrap because I'm not on Spotify anymore, but if I did it would basically just be unconscionable amounts of bachata.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I ain't got a wrap because I'm not on Spotify anymore, but if I did it would basically just be unconscionable amounts of bachata.
TIL Silent Magician's original set code is NTR.
I'm sure all of you have very normal feelings about this.
I'm sure all of you have very normal feelings about this.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
TIL Silent Magician's original set code is NTR.
I'm sure all of you have very normal feelings about this.
I'm sure all of you have very normal feelings about this.
Is taking my estradiol on camera during a work meeting where I'm not out a power move?
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Is taking my estradiol on camera during a work meeting where I'm not out a power move?
Okay did I start stupid discourse over a question that ultimately boiled down to "Oh apparently I've never actually thought about this artwork in my life"?
Yes.
But also several women have now sent me selfies to demonstrate how Maiden of the Aqua's anatomy works, so secretly I'm a genius.
Yes.
But also several women have now sent me selfies to demonstrate how Maiden of the Aqua's anatomy works, so secretly I'm a genius.
Okay chat, do her boobs start halfway down her torso or does she have an extremely long neck?
Vote now on your phones
Vote now on your phones
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay did I start stupid discourse over a question that ultimately boiled down to "Oh apparently I've never actually thought about this artwork in my life"?
Yes.
But also several women have now sent me selfies to demonstrate how Maiden of the Aqua's anatomy works, so secretly I'm a genius.
Yes.
But also several women have now sent me selfies to demonstrate how Maiden of the Aqua's anatomy works, so secretly I'm a genius.
Okay chat, do her boobs start halfway down her torso or does she have an extremely long neck?
Vote now on your phones
Vote now on your phones
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Okay chat, do her boobs start halfway down her torso or does she have an extremely long neck?
Vote now on your phones
Vote now on your phones
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Kinda funny in a deeply infuriating way that YouTube kept censoring this video about a guy whose legacy was one of astroturfing White supremacy as "free speech." Telling that it's harder to discuss these men than it is for them to propagandize.
Anyway, get after it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ve-...
Anyway, get after it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ve-...
Charlie Kirk and the Conservative Death Cult
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December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Kinda funny in a deeply infuriating way that YouTube kept censoring this video about a guy whose legacy was one of astroturfing White supremacy as "free speech." Telling that it's harder to discuss these men than it is for them to propagandize.
Anyway, get after it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ve-...
Anyway, get after it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ve-...
Love a mf named ⬛
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Love a mf named ⬛
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okay actually more more self promo
i'm trying something new and opening up a question and answers segment for the companion video to the Anti waifu essay, which will be something i do for all video essays from here on out
just a dollar to get access! thanks!!
www.patreon.com/posts/q-for-...
i'm trying something new and opening up a question and answers segment for the companion video to the Anti waifu essay, which will be something i do for all video essays from here on out
just a dollar to get access! thanks!!
www.patreon.com/posts/q-for-...
Q&A for "What even IS a "Waifu Card"??" | Thempire Iain
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November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
okay actually more more self promo
i'm trying something new and opening up a question and answers segment for the companion video to the Anti waifu essay, which will be something i do for all video essays from here on out
just a dollar to get access! thanks!!
www.patreon.com/posts/q-for-...
i'm trying something new and opening up a question and answers segment for the companion video to the Anti waifu essay, which will be something i do for all video essays from here on out
just a dollar to get access! thanks!!
www.patreon.com/posts/q-for-...