Richard Brooks
@richardabrooks.bsky.social
Driven out from G+ forever seeking a new home, chased by relentless (sorry slipped over to a BattleStar Galactica intro)
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Keeper of wolf kin, husband & gen-X survivor
🐀trollslayer #BatTheRat
https://signal.group/#CjQKID6T26q3RvA2TM5P1N_G0t0GZg0lEPXYi57
Pinned
So
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
Wombats shit cubes
IF
You could train a wombat to mark their cube shits with a pattern of dots, one dot on a side, six dots on the opposite side & so on
Wombats could gamble!
Wombats could play craps
WITH ACTUAL CRAP
What's a film you watched way too young?
The House that dripped blood, was probably about 13…
Can’t put up wallpaper to this day
The House that dripped blood, was probably about 13…
Can’t put up wallpaper to this day
What's a film you watched way too young?
Return To Oz. I'm still traumatized.
Return To Oz. I'm still traumatized.
What's a film you watched way too young?
Definitely Snatch. My parents rented it when it first came out and they had to pause after the (brief, aftermath of the) dog fight scene and explain to tiny, crying Lettera that the dogs were actors too and that was fake blood.
Definitely Snatch. My parents rented it when it first came out and they had to pause after the (brief, aftermath of the) dog fight scene and explain to tiny, crying Lettera that the dogs were actors too and that was fake blood.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
What's a film you watched way too young?
The House that dripped blood, was probably about 13…
Can’t put up wallpaper to this day
The House that dripped blood, was probably about 13…
Can’t put up wallpaper to this day
So vampire lore …
Why don’t all the priests of every religion go open water swimming once a day & bless it holy …
Ok it would take a few years till the blessing level got toxic but it’s a final solution
Why don’t all the priests of every religion go open water swimming once a day & bless it holy …
Ok it would take a few years till the blessing level got toxic but it’s a final solution
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So vampire lore …
Why don’t all the priests of every religion go open water swimming once a day & bless it holy …
Ok it would take a few years till the blessing level got toxic but it’s a final solution
Why don’t all the priests of every religion go open water swimming once a day & bless it holy …
Ok it would take a few years till the blessing level got toxic but it’s a final solution
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
Spider man, Spider-Man
Died alone Caus
Girls don’t like spiders
Wasn’t found for many days
Spider boy eaten up by flies
IRONIC!
Here died a Spider-Man
Died alone Caus
Girls don’t like spiders
Wasn’t found for many days
Spider boy eaten up by flies
IRONIC!
Here died a Spider-Man
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Spider man, Spider-Man
Died alone Caus
Girls don’t like spiders
Wasn’t found for many days
Spider boy eaten up by flies
IRONIC!
Here died a Spider-Man
Died alone Caus
Girls don’t like spiders
Wasn’t found for many days
Spider boy eaten up by flies
IRONIC!
Here died a Spider-Man
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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like adn repost if theres a dang cheeto in the white house
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
like adn repost if theres a dang cheeto in the white house
Power Rangers (pregnant)
MEGAPREGGOZORD! P✨U✨S✨H !!! ✨⭐️🌟
7 mini Zords are birthed from the loins of MegaZord in a spray of light
MEGAPREGGOZORD! P✨U✨S✨H !!! ✨⭐️🌟
7 mini Zords are birthed from the loins of MegaZord in a spray of light
CAPTAIN AMERICA: (pregnant) Pregvengers... pregsemble!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Power Rangers (pregnant)
MEGAPREGGOZORD! P✨U✨S✨H !!! ✨⭐️🌟
7 mini Zords are birthed from the loins of MegaZord in a spray of light
MEGAPREGGOZORD! P✨U✨S✨H !!! ✨⭐️🌟
7 mini Zords are birthed from the loins of MegaZord in a spray of light
Today I learnt a thing or two
The Cadburies caramel bunny adverts voiced by Miriam Margolays (this I knew) but the new info she got the gig voicing a cartoon bunny selling chocolate to Brit kids
Because the casting guy found her voice
On 70’s era porn records 🤣😆😂
youtu.be/EcuUbpzgPOU?...
The Cadburies caramel bunny adverts voiced by Miriam Margolays (this I knew) but the new info she got the gig voicing a cartoon bunny selling chocolate to Brit kids
Because the casting guy found her voice
On 70’s era porn records 🤣😆😂
youtu.be/EcuUbpzgPOU?...
Cadburys Caramel - Take It Easy - Bunny - 90's TV Advert
YouTube video by marknotts1983
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Today I learnt a thing or two
The Cadburies caramel bunny adverts voiced by Miriam Margolays (this I knew) but the new info she got the gig voicing a cartoon bunny selling chocolate to Brit kids
Because the casting guy found her voice
On 70’s era porn records 🤣😆😂
youtu.be/EcuUbpzgPOU?...
The Cadburies caramel bunny adverts voiced by Miriam Margolays (this I knew) but the new info she got the gig voicing a cartoon bunny selling chocolate to Brit kids
Because the casting guy found her voice
On 70’s era porn records 🤣😆😂
youtu.be/EcuUbpzgPOU?...
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They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 AM
They say you learn something new everyday…..
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
Well I have just learned that Jay-Z’s brother Juan invented the adult baby grow
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#HubbyBaking
It’s cake Jim! But not like I’ve baked before!
It’s been a while @infernal-imp.bsky.social
It’s cake Jim! But not like I’ve baked before!
It’s been a while @infernal-imp.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
#HubbyBaking
It’s cake Jim! But not like I’ve baked before!
It’s been a while @infernal-imp.bsky.social
It’s cake Jim! But not like I’ve baked before!
It’s been a while @infernal-imp.bsky.social
The lovely wife got me a new mug
It’s about 500ml
Bathe in its glory
It’s about 500ml
Bathe in its glory
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The lovely wife got me a new mug
It’s about 500ml
Bathe in its glory
It’s about 500ml
Bathe in its glory
Well…
The lovely wife, her mum, sister & sister-in-law
Have just departed London way
To get all Eurostarry
Headed for a non sprout Brussels
And several days cruise up the Rhine
For the German Christmas markets & the gluvine & stollen & general fun
The lovely wife, her mum, sister & sister-in-law
Have just departed London way
To get all Eurostarry
Headed for a non sprout Brussels
And several days cruise up the Rhine
For the German Christmas markets & the gluvine & stollen & general fun
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Well…
The lovely wife, her mum, sister & sister-in-law
Have just departed London way
To get all Eurostarry
Headed for a non sprout Brussels
And several days cruise up the Rhine
For the German Christmas markets & the gluvine & stollen & general fun
The lovely wife, her mum, sister & sister-in-law
Have just departed London way
To get all Eurostarry
Headed for a non sprout Brussels
And several days cruise up the Rhine
For the German Christmas markets & the gluvine & stollen & general fun
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
… PRO-crastination …
I’m headed for the big league
I’m headed for the big league
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
… PRO-crastination …
I’m headed for the big league
I’m headed for the big league
It’s called the clitoris & you have as much chance of finding it, as you do of kicking that football Charlie Brown!
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It’s called the clitoris & you have as much chance of finding it, as you do of kicking that football Charlie Brown!
It rubs the lotion on its skin, Charlie Brown!
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin, Charlie Brown!
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Before replying, always ask yourself
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Before replying, always ask yourself
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
…Public announcement
Dogs are GOOD medicine!
Message ends…
Dogs are GOOD medicine!
Message ends…
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
…Public announcement
Dogs are GOOD medicine!
Message ends…
Dogs are GOOD medicine!
Message ends…
I think I’m reading a book on the uncertainty principle, but there’s a chance I’m not …
I'm reading a book about earthquakes but it's not my fault.
I’m reading a book about drywall but I’m too plastered to focus.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I think I’m reading a book on the uncertainty principle, but there’s a chance I’m not …
#DogsOfBluesky
😤Never give a small dog a new toy at bedtime!🤣
😤Never give a small dog a new toy at bedtime!🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
#DogsOfBluesky
😤Never give a small dog a new toy at bedtime!🤣
😤Never give a small dog a new toy at bedtime!🤣
Ok it’s bad #Joke Friday
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
miss piggy from the muppet show is riding a bike in the park .
Alt: miss piggy from the muppet show is riding a bike in the park .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ok it’s bad #Joke Friday
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
… prepare for the Christmas season of ritualised and enforced socialisation by fortifying yourself now in advance …
Soak yourself in brandy & wrap up in a cheesecloth
Soak yourself in brandy & wrap up in a cheesecloth
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
… prepare for the Christmas season of ritualised and enforced socialisation by fortifying yourself now in advance …
Soak yourself in brandy & wrap up in a cheesecloth
Soak yourself in brandy & wrap up in a cheesecloth
… getting rid of ‘the ghosts in the machine!’
By baptising your laptop…
By baptising your laptop…
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
… getting rid of ‘the ghosts in the machine!’
By baptising your laptop…
By baptising your laptop…