Cassandra Banner
@revenantash.bsky.social
well, it's me, cassandra
pronouns: She, and also Her
pronouns: She, and also Her
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[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
December 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
[Guy whose dick fell off because there's a girl in star wars] I would probably do well in a civil war
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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What if Dracula simply has AuDHD? Who is problematic now
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
What if Dracula simply has AuDHD? Who is problematic now
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this is so sad. the JBS shouldn’t know what video games are. they should be screaming about how the Korean War was a conspiracy to bankrupt the US or how Ike was a secret communist.
all crank conservatives are now the exact same kind of crank conservative. we’ve flattened our reactionaries.
all crank conservatives are now the exact same kind of crank conservative. we’ve flattened our reactionaries.
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
this is so sad. the JBS shouldn’t know what video games are. they should be screaming about how the Korean War was a conspiracy to bankrupt the US or how Ike was a secret communist.
all crank conservatives are now the exact same kind of crank conservative. we’ve flattened our reactionaries.
all crank conservatives are now the exact same kind of crank conservative. we’ve flattened our reactionaries.
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
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Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every young generation explores retro technology because it’s cheap and plentiful and exotic but it’s more alluring when current technology gets actively shittier, more evil and invasive.
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Until the castle lady is dead and ashes in the ground reclamation of hp is not possible without feeding back into the anti-trans fascist pipeline she Andrew wakefield-ed into modern existence.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Until the castle lady is dead and ashes in the ground reclamation of hp is not possible without feeding back into the anti-trans fascist pipeline she Andrew wakefield-ed into modern existence.
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i think about this post regularly.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i think about this post regularly.
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For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
What we say is their kids know the tech of a phone. If it’s not on the phone they struggle
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
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Time to repost my edit
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Time to repost my edit
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Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out.
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The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The reason Silent Hill 3 is better than Silent Hill 2 is because we already had had Lost Highway but we never gave Laura Palmer a gun before
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Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Our modern subscription hellhole is aggressively anti-ownership and the kids know it
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
AI people are so fucking dumb they made a response to that post using homelander jesus christ it should be illegal to be this dumb
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Stop using Spotify oh my GOD
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Stop using Spotify oh my GOD